http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1Y6PchDYfw
Why is it not funny? I guess she just got her disabilities all discombulated, not that there’s anything wrong with being blind.
(I’m just teasing about gayness being a disability.)
Because everyone knows Everest is SO 2000.
No gay man would be caught dead up there.
Kilimanjaro is were its at girlfriend.
I love you (both).
golden!!
The correct spelling is “GURRRLFRIEND.”
Congratulations, certified gay man
Is he allowed to spell it that way if he is straight?
Sadly, even you are wrong. It’s grrlfrand.
I was trying to go easy on those members of the board who aren’t sexual deviants. But yes, that would be the most accurate spelling, I think.
Erik lives in my home town. If I run into him, I will have to ask if he knows about this one.
I don’t mean to pry, but can I see that certificate? Sounds cool.
I’ll have to get it out of the fire-proof safe. Give me a moment. 
BUT!
Well, I can imagine the buttless chaps do get a little chilly up there.
I didn’t remember it being so drab. You’d think, being it’s the Department of Homosexual Relations…
ROTFLMFAO
Hmmm… now is that to keep it safe from fire or to keep that thing from setting a flame everything around it?
Where did you make that? And how did you get them to use your stage name?
The certificate is bland so that you can personally gay it all up to match your decor. Congratulations congratulations.
I love that youtube clip. It’s funny because it’s just so inexplicable. What, as the saying goes, was she thinking? Gay. Blind. They’re not that easy to confuse.
I made it in Word and took a screenshot. The emblems are stuff I stole from the interwebs.