Shrek, “Pinnocio, tell us you are wearing women’s underwear.”
Pinnocio, “I am wearing women’s underwear.”
Nothing happens.
edit: right letters, wrong order 
A woman wore my shirt because her tee shirt was wet. She offered it back. I would not take it back, after all, now tee shirt was women’s clothing.
PS. I do not have issues.
That also deserves one o’ these
TMI
sometimes any is too much
TMI=too much information
Nah, Cynth … I think Lambchop is saying …" and the joke is?" If so, I have to agree with her …
Must be something mainly males understand.
Judy
When I saw the spelling underware, I immediately thought of some freaky tupperware spinoff.
In the UK we spell it underwear. 
His nose does not grow… therefore he isn’t lying about the underwear. It is funny alright!! 
It’s also correctly spelled that way in the US.
But by no means all…
That’s what I was thinking…
I’m with Bud on this one…I guess you had to be there to get it.
Slan,
D.
The clip comes from the Movie Shrek 2.
Perhaps some Hollywood story writers cross-dress and found humor in the the joke, enough to write it into the script.
I’m thinking it may have been Mike Myers hisself.
That being the part about underwear or the part about women?
Either way, I’ve heard plenty o’ gals say that men know nothing of either…
Ah… thanks, Tony. Now I get it. I didn’t realise it was an actual quote from a movie. I read it as a standalone joke. A cr*p one at that.
I can see how that’d work as a visual gag in a Shrek movie. 
Damn, there goes my attempt at building an image as an enlightened male…
Lamby might be able to give you a hand with a veil.
And here I thought you spelled underwear PANTS