I tweaked the crap out of a buzzy feadog with an exactoknife and made it unplayable. I slapped a piece of duct tape on what was left of the blade, and now it works great. It’s quiet and sweet, with a good amount of back pressure.
I don’t know how permanent it is… but, hey, duct tape is plentiful and it doesnt take much.
In theory… if the picture were to be sped up enough, than a certain refresh rate on your monitor (or any of its divisors) would produce a still pitcure.
Well, that’s my outside-the-box thinking for tonight.
Why, why do I even bother posting at 4:03 AM?
Edit:
And it isn’t at all like my jerrytone, the differences are
The duct tape gen is sweet-sounding instead of rough-sounding
The duct tape gen plays a wee bit easier in the higher octave for about a minute or two
The duct tape gen then proceeds to require adjusting, on account of all the high-register blowing has made the blade cover the whole windway.
So no, Jerry doesnt need to watch out. He just needs to find a way to mount a new duct tape blade under the original one, then slap a piece on top to stop the new blade from moving, then sell them at a premium and send me a 15% royalty.