The Bad Seed

[crookedtune]

OK, so let me get this right… you take the head from a Feadog, the tube from a Walton’s Mello D, do some magic tweaking and get the whistle that everyone raves about. How cool is that? Very! A whistle from heaven is what I’m hearing!

So here’s the thing: I keep thinking of all of those other parts going to waste. I mean all the shrill, evil, irritating, honking, squeaking, clogging, leaky, messy and downright plain nasty stuff gets left on the workshop floor! Hmmmm… I wonder… Bolt a couple of those reject body parts together, work some dark magic, and you might have something else entirely. Eye-gore, I think I want one of those bad boys!

In fact, if I had one, I wouldn’t have had to mail my tax return in today. I could have delivered it to the IRS in person, and played 'em a “Tenpenny Bit” they wouldn’t forget any time soon! As far as I know, the tin whistle still isn’t classified as a concealed weapon!

[peeplj]

Take any whistle.

Play in the 3rd octave.

It’s all the weapon you’ll need.

–James.tar.gz

[dfernandez77]

Where’s Shadeclan?

Talk of dangerous whistles and he usually mentions the Serpent Village Smithy and laughs something like “MUAHAAHAHAHAAHAAHA!!!”

[Chiffed]

I believe that Jerry makes nice C whistles from Mellow Dog byproducts, but he uses them for the forces of good: kids, charity, etc.

Daniel B might make you a tripple-fipple high G for the dark side!

[fearfaoin]

@Chiffed

I believe that Jerry makes nice C whistles from Mellow Dog byproducts

Yeah, doesn’t he call 'em “Dellow Mogs”, or “Featon’s”, or somesuch?

[crookedtune]

I would’ve called 'em “Screaming Cats”, or maybe “Banshees”.

[ctilbury]

@Chiffed

Daniel B might make you a tripple-fipple high G for the dark side!

You could use it to cut glass, too.

[Blackout_Entertainme]

@Chiffed

I believe that Jerry makes nice C whistles from Mellow Dog byproducts, but he uses them for the forces of good: kids, charity, etc.

Daniel B might make you a tripple-fipple high G for the dark side!

Triple Fipple? It actually makes three seperate sounds!?

[ctilbury]

@Blackout_Entertainment

@Chiffed

I believe that Jerry makes nice C whistles from Mellow Dog byproducts, but he uses them for the forces of good: kids, charity, etc.

Daniel B might make you a tripple-fipple high G for the dark side!

Triple Fipple? It actually makes three seperate sounds!?

Its a joke, man! An exageration. <>

[Blackout_Entertainme]

@ctilbury

@Blackout_Entertainment

@Chiffed

I believe that Jerry makes nice C whistles from Mellow Dog byproducts, but he uses them for the forces of good: kids, charity, etc.

Daniel B might make you a tripple-fipple high G for the dark side!

Triple Fipple? It actually makes three seperate sounds!?

Its a joke, man! An exageration. <>

[Vader]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

[/Vader]

I wanted one!

[Kingfisher]

@ctilbury

@Blackout_Entertainment

@Chiffed

I believe that Jerry makes nice C whistles from Mellow Dog byproducts, but he uses them for the forces of good: kids, charity, etc.

Daniel B might make you a tripple-fipple high G for the dark side!

Triple Fipple? It actually makes three seperate sounds!?

Its a joke, man! An exageration. <>

What can I say , Chuck ! Some men’s genius is just not properly understood in their own time !!

Have a Great Day and Fun Whistling !!

[Jerry_Freeman]

@fearfaoin

@Chiffed

I believe that Jerry makes nice C whistles from Mellow Dog byproducts

Yeah, doesn’t he call 'em “Dellow Mogs”, or “Featon’s”, or somesuch?

Untweaked Dellow Mogs.

Best wishes,
Jerry