I found this on another message board and thought it was so funny!
These are excuse notes from parents (with their original spelling) collected by schools from all over the country:
1 - My son is under a doctor’s care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.
2 - Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.
3 - Dear School: Please exscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29,30, 31, 32, and also 33.
4 - Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.
5 - John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.
6 - Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.
7 - Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had (diahre) (dyrea) (direathe) the runs. [words in ()'s were crossed out.]
8 - I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I don’t know what size she wears.
9 - Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.
10 - Sally won’t be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.
And these are parents! :roll:
Peace and creativity,
Sara
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“Tell me did you sail across the sun
Did you make it to the Milky Way to see the lights all faded
And that heaven is overrated.” - Train
[ This Message was edited by: Sara on 2002-03-23 13:54 ]