WARNING -- RUDALL CARTE ON EBAY: DO NOT BID!!!

Irish Flute
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man Andrew, he was trying to rip you of because this is his email to me, and as you can see, $40 to the States ! I like the part where he wants me to make him an offer while the flute is listed on ebay ! maybe he doesn’t have two! :laughing:
this is the email I got:

Hello,

Dear Sir the only reason i sell it is because i need some money a soon as possible to solve a family problem.Dont worry for the shipping because my cousin works at one of the Fedex company from here and will help me to shipp it verry faster and will cost me around 40$.My paypal account is not reactivated and as payment i want to use Western Union service because it is the fastest service in world and eassy.If you are still interested to buy please e-maill me back with your best offer
Regards

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Fascinating. It reminds me of some emails i keep getting from widows of deceased African dictators.

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Had I answered all the other ads my apparatus would dwarf my flute.

24

Huh?
Most of us type with our fingers. :astonished:

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I shall be happy to receive communications from the widows of all the African dictators , and the sooner the better !

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OK, PM me your address and i’ll forward it to them! :laughing:

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You may have noticed ( as have the suffering millions in Africa ) that they are not all dead yet .

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Really? I hadn’t noticed. :roll:

29

Andrew, you are a poet.

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I shan’t publish my poems until I am dead , so people can’t throw things at me , or sue me .
( Trouble is I still don’t intend to be dead more than three days ).

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It’s been done already.

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Thats where I got the idea from .
Just ‘cos my mother wasn’t called Mary !
Did you know that the commonest boys’ name in the middle east about 0 AD was Jesus ? . Can you imagine an angel coming down these days ,and saying the Child will be called Shane , or Harry ?