I thought I’d post a picture of a fluffy kitten. 
You know that fluffy kittens can bite and scratch, don’t you?
Ah, but pictures can’t. Plus, I’m not allergic to pictures. Thanks! 
So can humans. That doesn’t keep me from petting them.
Can they?
This one wouldn’t bite and scratch me, surely?
C’mon, Caturday is still days away. How about a dancing robot spider instead? ¡A bailar!
RORY
Then again, maybe biting and scratching isn’t all that bad …
I prefer bunnies.
oh my gosh…!
Well then, here you go. Hope you’re happy now.
I want one. Now. It’s the perfect Halloween accessory. Or for whenever you just want to scare the life out of somebody.
Ooh look! Royalty.
I can’t tell you how happy it made me that that thing has an independently controllable abdomen.
I wonder if they’d ever sell their kinimatics engine?