Selling my Susato High D. It’s white polymer with a red rampant lion stamped on it.
Funny offers only please. Offers that make me chuckle get a good discount.
What’s with all these ‘for sale threads’ eh? 
(Not that I want to buy, but would I have been funny enough for you if I had? 
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Good luck with the sale. 
Thanks. And maybe… 
Aye, yeah, sometimes we’re too serious. Life’s too brief for an overabundance of grave exchanges!
I’d offer to trade you a real lion in exchange, but I don’t have a real lion.
Damn.
Hmmmmmmm…….. That would look real nice with my black Susatos. Please send it to me with what ever money you don’t want. I will take good care of both. thumbsup:
Does the lion like birds? If so, it would go well with my Goldfinch and Bluebird. Less so with the Water Weasel… it’s very territorial, you see.
Not interested.
You see, with Susato High Ds, usually you’d pay someone to take it away. Your session mates might chip in to get rid of it, so take up a collection at your next visit to the pub.
Speaking of which, does anyone have a tabletop-sized wood chipper I can borrow? The Abell Whistle Owner’s Country Club frequently makes appearances at the sessions round here, with no two of those hand-cannons playing the same pitch, or sometimes, even the same tune.
Shame you’re not selling it, “local pick up only” as I’ve always wanted to see Alaska. Had a great uncle that went up after the Spanish-American War for the gold rush. Didn’t bring back any gold but did bring back lots of stories.
Jude