Te Dale laudamus te dominum confitemur
Te aeternum patrem omnis tinwhistle veneratur
Tibi omnes angeli Tibi caeli et universae flamewar
Tibi chiffim et fipplehim incessabili voce
proclamant
Pass me the Shotgun please…
Slan,
D.
Dale pater omnipotente, miserere nobis
Resurexit, sicut dixon, miserere nobis
Ora pro nobis, Dale, miserere nobis!
La la la laaaa-aaah…
La laaah la laah la laaaaaah…
Laaah la la la laaaah laah…
La la la la la laaaa-aaah!!
(I forgot to mention that the above was performed along with an interpretive dance)
Ever since I’ve known him, Dale has been consistently generous, kind, and thoughtful.
Sorry it’s not Latin and doesn’t rhyme or anything.
Thanks, dude!
Uhhh…
Dale noster, qui est in fippleham,
bini sunt nomes tuos.
…
Tibias nostras quotidianas da nobis hodie.
Now you’re talking.
Dale Wisely is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I’ve ever known in my life.
Ladies and gentlemen, someone whom I’ve always personally admired, perhaps more deeply, more strongly, more abjectly than ever before. A man, well more than a man, a god, a great god, whose personality is so totally and utterly wonderful my feeble words of welcome sound wretchedly and pathetically inadequate. Someone whose boots I would gladly lick clean until holes wore through my tongue, a man who is so totally and utterly wonderful, that I would rather be sealed in a pit of my own filth, than dare tread on the same Stage with him. Ladies and gentlemen the incomparably superior human being…
Can I throw up now?
…
Ode to Armando
que sera, sera
whatever will be, will be
the future’s not ours to see
que sera, sera
…
Susan
the incomparably superior human being, Harry Fink!
He can’t come!
Never mind, it’s not all it’s cracked up to be.
Sorry, I can’t sing! Around 
PEEEPLE! , anyway
It’s my sad duty to report that the Dale Wisely posting on this thread, is not the authentic Undisputed Dale. My log-in is DaleWisely and this impostor’s log-in is Dale Wisely, with a space between the Dale and the Wisely. Also, “Dale Wisely” very recently registered and has made 4 posts. I registered, oh, a long, long time ago and have made a few more than 4 posts.
It’s fun to pretend. Yes?
I do, however, admire some of the things he said about me. Or himself. Or us.
Dale
In that case, I take back everything I said!
It might be for the imposter but it just pisses everyone else right off.
Slan,
D.
I was wondering when somebody (other than Dale {the original}) was going to figure this one out.
I was going to say “Hi Dude” but I see Dale beat me to it, so I’ll just say…how’s the weather down yonder? You been listening to that radio station again…KLR?
:roll: I think we should give the impostor what he deserves
Of course. Any cognistenti out there would know that:
Means “doubled be thy name.”
Unless my Latin sucks, which is probable.