The Undisputed username is DaleWisely, with no space between the Dale and the Wisely. We have a new member whose username is “Dale Wisely” with a space. This is a impostor. A reasonably witty and literate one, judging from his/her 4 posts, but an impostor nonetheless.
Just so you know.
The Undisputed Dale
He’s not as ‘teeny bopper cute’ as you though. 
Have you just been down-graded to Disputed King of Internet Tinwhistle Journalism? 
'Tis why my ode to him/her was done in ‘la-la-lahs’ and interpretive dance… for the real thing, I would have used real lyrics and the jitterbug!
A pox* on imposters!!
(fake pox of course, real poxes are saved for other things)
If you wish to insult DaleWisely without a gap you should do so in the appropriate topic which is
here.
There you go.
I wouldn’t snog the imposter.
I wouldn’t either. I have no idea what snogging is, but if Cran won’t do it then I won’t either. So there.
now, could someone tell me what on earth a ‘snog’ is??
A Snog is another term for passionate kissing.
Or so I’m told…
Slan,
D.
Its a bit more than passionate kissing, probably the equivalent to whats know in American slang as “making out”.
what exactly is a pox? as in “a pox upon ye”? is it a curse. or is someone trying to infect you with a viral infection?
It’s too bad that you’re being disputed in your identity, Dale. If it goes to court, can I be the council for the defense? I’ve watched "Law & Order enough times and I’m sure I can pull it off…
Methinks you mean “counsel” unless you mean to clone enough of you to form a council so that you can have enough collective acumen to mount a case. 
Dale, you exposed a “weakness” in the system and now it’s only a matter of time until someone registers “Jessie K”!
PS: I’m glad I’m not literate these days…
oops…you’re right, talasiga 
although maybe I could clone myself…might turn out to be a worthy venture 
Yup, a real weakness, indeed.
Who is the impostor?
Dale, you could give HIS (the other Dale Wisely’s) address to Amar when he comes to visit your daughters.
The Unknown Moderator has used the Powers oF Moderation to cause a change in the “Dale Wisely” username. Behold.
First, I’d think THE DaleWisely could, you know, rub out the other Dale Wisely with a click or two.
Second, I think it’s awfully chicken poop of the other Dale Wisely to not show up in this thread.
Third, what if we end up liking the other Dale Wisely better? What if he buys us a few beers and invites us over to watch the game? What if he has connections with the IRS and promises us we’ll never get audited for claiming whistles as dependants? What if he can get us free lessons with Mary Bergin? Then what?
Yah, but think of what great fodder this is going to make for the next installment of the C&F Newsletter. If the imposter refuses to show itself, then the sky’s the limit!
Imagination and accusation can run wild! It was probably a Dept of Homeland Security ploy to … to … to do something. 
Sounds like a good premise for one of Bloomy’s short stories…
How do we know that the person who posted this thread isn’t the imposter saying that the other is the fake? After all, the true Dale Wisely would always put an “an” before a vowel, as it was left out of the initial post.
JP