Go ahead. Insult me.
When you die, I’ll send you a fan. 
Susan
“Are you Dale Wisely?”
“..Um, Yes?”
“You’re a jerk, Wisely.”
“…What?”
“You’re a jerk. A complete Knee-biter.”
Just curious - is this in response to a particular incident, or are you just having a slow day? 
djm
You are so ghey.
Moderators should be experienced in moderation, if at all,
Ok Ok-- Jeez, sorree.
Everybody takes everything so seriously these days.
What’s a guy to do?
Dale–
Methink’st thou art a general offence and every man should beat thee.
–Nanospeare
(edited because being a Bard is such hard work)
You’re such a waste I wouldn’t urinate on you if you were on fire!
Who is Dale Wisely ?
This is a question for metaphysics. Jim Stone or Wombat can toss it around.
that’s fine for insulting, but for hitting?
Can one be Dale Wisely? Given observable phenomena, can one wisely be Dale (this treads fearlessly (ergo foolishly) into question of Moderators in general)? Given unobservable phenon-mena (that’s a neologistic way of saying non-issues) it’s existentially unknowable.
Can one know Dale Wisely? Ach, now that gets into the whole know-able be-able chicken & egg thing which is so much fun for professors and sophmores and so tedious for people with day jobs.
You couldn’t pay me enough to be a moderator of a BB. Always pig wrestling. Oop, I was supposed to insult Dale here. I guess I’ll have to wait until he does something unjustified (but I’ll have to observe it and know it as well). In the end, it’s Dale’s sand box (you Pig-Wrestler, you!). There, got my insult in after all.
(Note to those with activated Irony Filters: this post was a clumsy attempt to praise Dale while seemingly appearing to attempt to unsuccessfully insult him. (was that out loud?))
*nested parenthesis (c) Pretentious Intellectual Poseurs Anonymous
In the morning, I shall be sober.
But you will be ugly for
the rest of your life.
Sorry, I just wanted to finish the
joke, don’t mean it.
Not only have you been a poet,
but you will be one tomorrow,
and the next day, and so on.
There, I said it.
I’ve actually talked to Dale.
There is no underlying entity there to speak of
(or to). Lucky guy.
Just another shadow on the wall of
The Cave.
Which begs the age-old question: Your cave</A](http://faculty.washington.edu/smcohen/320/cave.htm">cave</A)> or mine</A](http://discover-indo.tierranet.com/wayang.html">mine</A)>? For which exists the age old comeback: is this strictly Platonic</A](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pun">Platonic</A)>?
Sorry, couldn’t resist the urge to digress ad absurdum. Errant pedantry, up with which you should not put. (vaudeville hook, stage left).
Wow, I haven’t seen any reference to The Allegory of the Cave since my freshman year in college!
Actually, Dave is not a person at all. He is part of the crystal people that have been attempting to reestablish their riegn over the ear…[syntax erro…%#Q#$%( {incomplete transmissio} …
oh my