It’s cool Bro.The Board of Inquiry have already cleared you have any wrongdoing. Their report will be in the public domain in fifty years - Hang in there 
Slan,
D.
I’ll be a centenarian when the sh*t hits the fan, then. Lord knows I’ll welcome the entertainment.
You’re a secret Scientologist, aren’t you. I knew it.
Yeah, and if frogs had wings their butts wouldn’t drag the ground. 
I’m “clear” on that much.
Now you’re using trick tactics, like they taught you. 
Who, li’l ol’ moi? Anent trickiness, I am an autodidact as well as a thief of the tricky chops of others. Beware. I’ll pick up some moves from you, sure enough.
People in Iowa don’t have moves.
How do they get around then?
And has anybody told Rich (about the PM issue)?
Tricky. But you have to get up pretty early in the afternoon to pull one over on ME.
What’s Maine have to do with this?
You know, I was actually wondering what the postal abbreviation for Maine was a couple of days ago!
It was a slow day.
Oh right, blame it on the day.
Okay, okay. You’re tricky, too. Happy now?
If Maine were abbreviated MN, Minnesota would have to be MO and Missouri would have to be MI and Mississipp would have to be MI and Michigan would have to be MA and Massachusetts would have to be ME.
Nope. Massachusetts would have to be MT, and Montana would have to be… uh… MO? Taken. MN? Taken. MT? Taken. MA? Taken. Hmm…
We could just forget about Montana, because nobody really lives there anyway.
Tricky Too is fine, just don’t call me Tricky Dick.
I think something got lost in translation there. See, on this side of the pond…I’m too embarrased to continue 
Slan,
D.
“Tricky Dick” is what some people used to call Richard Nixon. (The name Richard is often shortened to Dick.)
Why don’t they call Dick Cheney that?