Well, seems like “there’s nothing to see here folks, move along” in the Doom Thread. Guess there’s just no Doom after all. Nothing to worry about at all. The future’s bright.
Unless yer a German Toad:
Ribbet.
FROGGIN H*ll! 
This story made BBC radio 4’s ‘Today’ programme,and of course,the ‘Fortean Times’ website.
Whatever is causing this,lets hope that it doesn’t cross the species barrier- I don’t fancy diving under a pub table everytime someone burps! 
Interesting response. I guess your legendary sympathy for animal rights only extends only to mammals, and not to amphibians.
The point has already been made elsewhere that amphibians are valuable bio-indicators. If whatever’s killing the toads in Hamburg isn’t a local phenomenon, if it’s biological and spreads worldwide, a significant chunk of our eco-system will disappear.
I imagine that scientists are working furiously to identify the cause, and spent a restless night wondering what might happen if the cause is viral, and what might happen if the virus is able to jump the species barrier into, oh, let’s say, cows. If it does, I doubt your response would be limited to one word, and if it was, I doubt it’d be “moo.”
Gary, darling…
Well, just nevermind. :roll:
Gary, are you all right lately? Haven’t seen a lot of your usual humor.
I’m surprised at Cran’s response too since it’s very un-cranberry like but it’s nothing harmful.
This sounds scary though. Let’s hope it’s something the experts can sort before it’s a BIG problem.
I was trying to mock jim stone.
Exploding cows exist Gary. Just ask Bateman’s Brewery. 
Another recent article in the Fortean Times
Quote:
Alarming behaviour
By Paul Revel
John Broad is puzzled as to why his car locking system often does not work outside his home.
VILLAGERS say they are being plagued by a mystery interference which is playing havoc with their cars.
Meopham residents say their lives have been disrupted for two weeks by the strange happening.
They have seen their cars’ remote-controlled locking systems go berserk meaning many motorists have been locked out of their own vehicles.
Former maintenance engineer John Broad, 67, said: "We want to get to the bottom of this. Whoever is responsible should sort it out. People are very concerned.
“One bloke even had his car towed away to the dealership for diagnostics but they couldn’t find anything wrong with it.”
Father-of-two Mr Broad has been having trouble with his Nissan Almeria but the mysterious electronic gremlins are striking a range of cars including Toyotas, Volkswagens and Land Rovers.
He added: “One chap goes to work at 5am and when he’s having problems his car’s loud alarm wakes up the whole street.”
Villagers suspected the Vodafone mast at Meopham train station but the company has said there is no way it is responsible.
News Shopper has reported in the past how motorists have been locked out of their cars because of phone mast interference.
Normally upgraded 3G masts, which allow people to send pictures and videos via their mobiles, are to blame.
In one case, car manufacturer Subaru confirmed its cars can be affected by radiation from masts.
But Vodafone says the Meopham station mast has been operating for many years and there have been no recent alterations or upgrades.
A spokesman said it was highly unlikely the phone mast was affecting the car alarms.
She explained the phone network operated between 900 and 2,100 megahertz which is far removed from the key-fob remote controls for cars, which operate at around 300 megahertz.
She added more likely causes could be radio transmissions from ambulances and police cars, or even amateur radio hams’ operating in the area.
Mr Broad said: “It’s mystifying.We are at the end of our tether. If any readers can give us a clue as to why this is happening we want to hear from them.”
Can you solve the mystery of the dysfunctional car alarms? Call 01689 885725 or email prevel @london.newsquest.co.uk
10:44am Wednesday 27th April 2005
Enf of Quote
I’m trying to work out why the bits in bold count as strange or unusual in any way.
As Gary pointed out, amphibians are bio-indicators, and they are an important part of any ecology. This is disturbing news, and certainly worth watching.
jbarter wrote:
“Exploding cows exist Gary”
Dave Barry used to write about exploding cows every so often. I once found a reprint of a scientific article discussing methane production in cow flatulance, and how it could lead to exploding cows, and sent it to him.
He sent me a note back saying I was even stranger than he was. 
Missy
It’s those goldurned alien grays.
According to Weekly World News terrorists had hijacked a UFO to bomb the White House. Maybe they are responsible for the odd electronic behavior.
One theory has crows as the culprits:
I don’t quite get why the recently de-livered toads explode after their crude avian hepatectomies; the article doesn’t really explain the mechanism. Whatever it is, I hope they figure out what’s happening soon. Not a nice way for anything, even a toad, to go.
Gas.
Frogs are a signal species. Maybe nature’s trying to tell us something. 
And why has no one made a pun about “croaking” yet?
Maybe because they were toads.
Latest is that toads are exploding in Jutland in Denmark now as well.
In much of America, “frog” and “toad” are synonyms. There’s no distinction made except in more technical writing.
Don’t be silly, Cran, How could we use the names interchangeably?
Frogs don’t cause warts!!!
…and Toads don’t go courtin’…
Slan,
D. 
Poor toads. What a bizarre way to die. One minute you’re happily hopping, and the next you’re exploding.