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From: “JAPAN EMAIL PROMOTION” <drfredzakive@yahoo.com>
Subject: YOU ARE AMONG THE LUCKY WINNERS


JAPAN EMAIL PROMOTION INTERNATIONAL
INTERNATIONAL PROMOTION SECTION

PRIZE AWARD NOTIFICATION

We are pleased to inform you of the announcement made on 25th, of
Febuary 2006 of
winners of the JAPAN EMAIL LOTTO PROMOTION, as part of our
promotional draws.

Participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn
from
2,500,000 email addresses of individuals and companies from all part
of
the
world as part of our electronic business Promotions Program.

Note that you/your email address qualified for the draw.

as a result of your visiting various websites we are running the
e-business
promotions for. You/Your Company email address, attached to ticket
number
343-221-8756, with serial number 454-17 drew the lucky numbers 3, 8,
13, 22,
27, 41 and Bonus number 12 and consequently you won in the Second
Category
of the JAPAN FORTUNE LOTTO DRAW.

Your winning Ticket is Number. 343-221-8756
Your Serial Number. 454-17
Your lucky draw Numbers are. 3, 8, 13, 22, 27, 41 Bonus Number 12
Your INSURANCE Number: FLS433/453L/GMSA

You have therefore been approved for for the payment of the sum of
US$500,000,00 in cash, which is the winning amount for the Second
category
winners. This is from the total prize money of US$2,650,000.00 shared
among
the international winners in the Second category. CONGRATULATIONS!

Please be informed that your CHEQUE of the sum of US$500,000.00 is
now
with TRANSGLOBE Finance securities Company insured with your email
address which won you this prize, therefore you should contact
(TRANSGLOBE
FINANCE) your agent and give them your full names so that they will
re-insure your CHEQUE under your full names.


To begin your claim, please call and contact your claim agent immediately with the below number and email.

DR.FRED ZAKI SUZUKI FOREIGN SERVICES MANAGER,
GLOBAL FINANCE SECURITIES
PLAZA DE MAR ZHENG CHINA
EMAIL: drfredzakive@yahoo.com
EMAIL; drfredzakive@myway.com

tel; (0086) 02031393022
0086 13691746015
Remember all winning must be claimed not later than 20th March 2006.after this date all unclaimed fund will be included in the next stake
NOTE: In order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications, please
remember to quote your reference and batch numbers and other
information
provided above and below in every one of your correspondences with
our
claims agent.


Congratulations’’ once again from all our staff and thank you for
being
part
of our promotions program.

Sincerely,

MRS. AYO DAM
VICE PRESIDENT INT.PROMOTIONS
www.japanemaillotto.com

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Ironically… the original letter for this thread was an advertisement for a spam service…



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This guy’s sweet - he calls me “dear” and “dear one”!! :laughing:

From frank kufo.
frankkufo66@yahoo.fr
Abidjan,Ivory Coast

Dear one,

I am frank kufo, The only child of late Mr and Mrs kufo, My Late father was a very wealthy cocoa merchant based in abidjan, the economic capital of ivory coast before he was poisoned to death by his business associates on one of their outing to discuss on a business deal.

When my mother died on the 21st october 1990, my father took me so special because iam motherless. Before the death of my father on 24th januery 2004 in a private hospital here in abidjan.

He secretly called me on his bedside and told me that he has a sum of (US$4,500,000.00)four million five hundred thousand united states dollars) left in a suspense account in a local bank here in abidjan, that he used my name as his only son for the next of kin in deposit of the fund.

He also explained to me that it was because of this wealth that he was poisoned by his business associates, that i should seek for a foreign partner in a country of my choice where i will transfer this money and use it for investment purpose ,(such as real estate management). Dear,i am honourably seeking your assistance in the following ways .

  1. To provide a bank account where this money would be transfered.
  2. To serve as the guardian of this fund.
  3. To make arrangement for me to come over to your country to further my education and to secure a residential permit for me in your country.
    moreover, dear, i am willing to offer you 15% of the total sum as compensation for your effort input after the successful transfer of this fund to your nominated account oversea.

Hoping to hear from hearing you soonest.

Thanks And God Bless.

Best regards.
Frank Kufo.

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Oh yeah, I get Chase and Ebay and Paypal a lot too.

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Watch out for Chantal! :slight_smile:

YOUR KIND SOLICIT UNDERSTANDING REQUIRED FROM MISS CHANTAL

Mrs. Chantal Veroniq
15/14 apkapka
Cotonou-Benin
phone me at 00229-97689290


Greeting in the lord


My name is Chantal Veroniq, i saw your profile details and decided to confide in
you all about me as i prayed and fasted over getting the rightul person that
will understand my position based on what is happening in the world today. I am
seeking that one special friend who will be my best friend .., ! always a
person, tender, kind, affectionate, attentive, and considerate.


,honest, gentle, faithful, and compassionate and when saw your details i
strongly believe you are the rightful person to discuss with over my condition
and position here in Benin which we arrive few days now.



I am the above named person from Sieara Loene. I am Daughter to Mr..
Pakkerson Kamga, who is the most non exporters of gold and diamond in Abdijan
for nine years before he died in the year 2005 during the war. We are two in
our family and i lost my mother and brother too during the war and my father.
He died after a brief illness that lasted for only four days after he
sustained a sever injuries during the time the rebels attached our home while
we are out the home.


Since his death ,we have been looking for a way to come over to a country
called Benin where he left something for us. When my late father was alive he
deposited the sum of $9.5Million (Nine Million Five Hundred U.S. Dollars)

with a Reserve/ Security company.



Presently, this money is still under the safe keeping of the Reserve /Security
company in and want you to help..
Recently, my Doctor told me that wuld be better for me to move out of here
because of the spiner cord inury i sustained in the war for proper medication
out side here. Though what disturbs me most is my situation here..
Having known my condition, to look for a God fearing individual that will
utilize this money the way I am going to instruct here in and assist to
relocate over there to have a better life and living before anything happen to
me here.
I want a fellow that will use some of our fund on, orphanages and widows
propagating the word of God and to ensure that the house of God is
maintained and to invest the rest in profitable business venture. The Holy book
made us to understand that blessed is the
hand that giveth. I took this decision because am alone and the brothers of my
late father is pegans and do not worship God and do not want them to harm my
brother and kill me because of my fund and I
don’t want my fathers hard earned money to be misused by unbelievers. I
don’t want a situation where this money will be used in an ungodly manner.
Hence the reasons for taking this bold decision.
I am not afraid of death hence I know where I am going. I know that I
am going to be in the blossom of the Lord. Exodus 14 VS 14 says that the
lord will fight my case and I shall hold my peace.
I don’t want them to know about this development. With God all things
are possible. As soon as I receive your reply I will forward your personal
information to my lawyer so that he will start processing of the legal
documents that will make you to be able to make the funds claim before
transferring the fund into your nominated Bank Account in your country.
I will also issue you a letter of authority that will empower you as the
original-beneficiary of this fund to enable you have it cleared anfd transfer to
your account so that my brother can relocate over to your country for the
continuation of his study.
I want you and your family to always pray for me because God is been so
good to me. My happiness is that I lived worthy life as a God fearing
person.Whoever that wants to serve the Lord must serve him in spirit and
truth.
Please always be prayerful all through your life.
Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I stated here in.
Once I
hear from you I will give to you all the necessary details on hos t proceed, as
to be able to do the needed.
Hoping to hear from you as soon as possible for me to tell you what is required
for the commencement.



I NEED YOUR NAME
ADDRESS
TELEPHONE AND MOBILE TO ENABLE US PROCEED FOR THE SUBMISSION TO THE FINANCE
COMPANY AS THE PERSON AUTHORISED AND EMPOWERED TO HELP ME.





My Very Best Regards,

IN GOD I TRUST

Mrs. Chantal Veroniq EMAIL ME AT: 00229-97689290
and attached is the website for your perusal how people are been killed and
brutalised in the war turn zone and thank lord for saving me from dieing
accidentally in the war..

I left off the link that was at the end so nobody will accidently go there and get who knows what on their computer.

But I do want to know how this is possible

so that my brother can relocate over to your country for the
continuation of his study

if this is true:

We are two in
our family and i lost my mother and brother too during the war and my father.

:boggle:

(And don’t tell me “with God all things are possible!”) :smiley: