I'm a winner! Whoo hooo!

Of particular amusement is the last line of this exciting missive:

LUCKYDAY E-MAIL LOTTERY INTERNATIONAL
PROMOTIONS/PRIZE AWARD DEPT.
LONDON,UNITED KINGDOM.


BACTH NO: LELI/31211214257/190888/2202
REF. NO. LELI/21449267220/255100//2202


RE: WINNING NOTIFICATION/ FINAL
NOTICE…CONGRATULATIONS!!!


This is to inform you of the release of the E-MAIL
LOTTERY BALLOT INTERNATIONAL/ WORLD GAMING
BOARD held on the 19TH of June, 2006.
Due to the mix up of numbers,the results were
released on the 20TH of June, 2006. Your name
attached to ticket number 219028657434 with serial
number 918735625 drew the lucky numbers of
21-70-81-82-99 which consequently won the lottery
in the 1st category.


You have therefore been approved for a lump sum payout
of ONE MILLION POUND ONLY in
cash which is deposited with a Finance & Security
Company
in your favour as beneficiary and covered with HIGH
INSURANCE POLICY.


Due to mix up of some numbers and names, we ask that
you keep your winning information confidential until
your claims has been processed and your money remitted
to you. This is part of our security protocol to avoid
double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program
by some participants.


All participants were selected through a computer
ballot system drawn from only Microsoft users from
over 20,000.00 companies and 3,000,000 individual
email addresses and names from all over the world.


To begin your lottery claim, please contact our agent
below that have been appointed for the processing of
your claim with the email address below:

CONTACT NAME: Perry Miller

EMAIL: > perrymiller@katamail.com


Note that all winning must be claimed within reasonable time
from the day of receiving these notification. After this
date all
unclaimed, funds will be included in the next stake.


Please note in order to avoid unnecessary delays and
complications,make sure that you fill out completely
Claim Form GG below and remember to fill your
reference number and batch numbers.


Furthermore, should there be any change of address do
inform our agent as soon as possible.


Note: Anybody under the age of 16 is automatically
disqualified.

Find attached a Non-Residential Award Claim Form GG
which
you are to fill and return to this office as soon as possible
by email stated below:

perrymiller@katamail.com



Congratulations once more from our members of staff
and thank you for being part of our promotional
program.


Yours Sincerely,

Mrs. Ann Van Douf.



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AWARD CLAIM FORM GG.





FULL
NAME:…

FORWARDING
ADDRESSE:…

CITY/STATE:…

COUNTRY OF ORIGIN:…

MARITAL STATUS:…

NATIONALITY…

SEX…

INTERNATIONAL PASSPORT NR( IF
APPLICABLE):…

DATE OF BIRTH:…

TEL/FAX NR:…

CELL PHONE:…

OCCUPATION:…

CURRENT EMAIL:…

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WINNING INFORMATION

COUPON NR:…

LOTTERY REF NR:…

LOTTERY DATE:…

CLAIMANT SIGNATURE:…

Please you are to choose your payment option at which
you want
your fund Paidto you; listed below is our payment
modalities and
option of payment.

(1). TRAVELLING TO THE AMESTARDAM OUR CASH PAYMENT
CENTRE FOR CASH/ CHEQUE COLLECTION (Send flight
itinerary
to confirm your arrival/appointment
Date}:…

(2). BANK ONLINE WIRE TRANSFER…


This email and its attachments are confidential and
intended for
the exclusive use of the addressee(s). This email and
its massage
may also be privilegedor protected by legal rules.

If you have received this by mistake please let us
know by reply
immediately and destroy the email and its contents
without reading,
copying or forwarding the contents.

not good at following directions, are ya? :laughing:

I like that ending! I think I’ll add it to my standard HIPAA confidentiality warning on my email at work! See if anyone notices!

The line above that is also interesting . . . I want one!

This email and its > massage > may also be privilegedor protected by legal rules.

Why don’t I ever get things like this??? :confused: I guess there are some things to be said for a hypervigilant spam filter!

'cause ya ain’t “privilegedor” :wink:

Sigh. I expected as much. :cry:

well…ya don’t have them “legal rules” :smiley:

I think my wife may have written this. I’d like to know how you would know to destroy the email without reading the instructions to destroy it.
I’m familiar with this kind of retrospective telepathic instruction, but I still don’t know how I’m expected to follow it (not having got the telepathy working).

Anyway, lend us £50 till Friday, Tyghress, eh?

Oh boy oh boy oh boy - I won too!! :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

PLEASE CONTACT OUR FIDUCIAL AGENT.
SPONSOR BINGO LOTTERIJ INTERNATIONAL NL
Ref. Number: 654/998/704-RE
Batch+ Number: 762/700/111-849-BA
Sir/Madam

We are pleased to inform you of the result of the Lottery Winners International programs held on the 18th July, 2006. Your e-mail address attached to ticket number 60735768-6438-BC with serial number 53674-876-SE drew lucky numbers D-11-43-32-64-55-LK which consequently won in the 2nd category,you have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out of US$ 1000,000.00(one million United States Dollars) CONGRATULATIONS!!! Due to mix up of some numbers and names, we ask that you keep your winning information confidential until your claims has been processed and your money remitted to you.

This is part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program by some participants. All participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from over 20,000 company and 30,000,000 individual Email addresses and names from all over the world. This promotional program takes place every three years. This lottery was promoted and sponsored by Presidents of the World Largest softwares, we hope with part of your winning you will take part in our next year USD50 million international lottery.

To file for your claim, please contact our FIDUCIAL Agent MR.Jan van brook of the SPONSOR BINGO LOTERIJ AGENCY. Tel:+31-620-916-398,
EMAIL:> sponsorlott26@netscape.net >

Remember, all winning must be claimed not later than 30th of July,2006.After this date all unclaimed funds will be included in the next stake.
Please note in order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications. please remember to quote your reference number and batch numbers in all
correspondence.Furthermore, should there be any change of address do inform our agent as soon as possible. Congratulations once more from our members of staff and thank you for being part of our promotional program.
Note: Anybody under the age of 18 is automatically disqualified.

yours Sincerely,

Mrs. Vanessa Thomas

(Lottery Coordinator)