Is it just me, or have the forums been filled with cranky folks lately…I mean…more than usual? Whaddup with that? Could it be low bio-rhythms across the planet? Could it be a by-product stemming from the ‘dog days of summer’?
I was all set to blame it on global warming… except that it’s 65 (F) here today in Colorado, which was preceded by a 67 (F) day yesterday.
And rain.
Lots of rain.
Drought? What drought?
WHO THE F*CK ARE YOU CALLING CRANKY!?! 
Maybe the pharmacutical companies are slipping gunk in the water so they can sell more happy pills.
I thinks it is te product of yo mama. 
Come now, Joseph. Aren’t you being just a bit sensitive? I have found your sense of humour refreshing and infectious. I notice too that Uilliam is back on board. That’s great news for all of us! Hi, Uilliam. Welcome back! 
I’m not sure that there has been any big change in the level of acerbity. Maybe its just you, Joseph. Maybe you’ve got a pickle up your arse. Don’t laugh! It can happen to any of us. Have you checked recently? Where’s Sturob when you need him? He’s a proctologist, isn’t he?
djm
Oh, I am SO not a proctologist, you commie.
Stuart
Proctologist wakes up from a nightmare.
‘I just had an awful dream that there were no more assholes’
‘Don’t worry dear, there’ll always be plenty’…
What’s strange about pipers being cranky?
Alan
I believe that you will always get cranks and nutters on such open forums.
So… When I inherit my position as the King of Jupiter, several weeks from now I shall give you all new sets of Jupitian Pipes.
These will have 6 drones, 10 regulators and you will be required to have several robotic arms grafted on to your personage.
Seriously though; he who lives by the pipes, will eventually go insane!
except me… I really know the score
djm wrote: "I’m not sure that there has been any big change in the level of acerbity. Maybe its just you, Joseph. Maybe you’ve got a pickle up your arse. Don’t laugh! It can happen to any of us. Have you checked recently? Where’s Sturob when you need him? He’s a proctologist, isn’t he? "
What the F#@& are YOU talking about, you big SISSY!!! You can take your opinions and file them up the 'ol fudge freeway!!! 
Awww, who am I kidding? I’m not cranky…much…OK…maybe just a little.
But I SOOOO do not need a proctologist. So Sturob, sorry buddy, but you’ll have to find someone else to pickle f#@&.
Yes, Uilliam is back among the rest of us mentally unstable sods, and it is a good thing.
Sorry, Stu, my memory is so poor. Oh! Oh! Wait! I remember now. You’re an anesthetist, right? Proctology. Anesthesiology. All I could remember was that it had something to do with passing gas…
Joseph, I’m glad to hear you have taken care of your pickle condition and have sought qualified medical help. I hope this little adventure has taught you the difference between gerkhins and your bread and butter, and why you shouldn’t be messing around with baby dills at your age.
djm
Mr Smith, Don’t come here seeking support, on or about other members
who you call “Cranky” 90% of the members hear are fecking mad and confused any how 
and seriously need medication 
.
has someone up set you?, or is it Paranoia, “drink” . Be Cool and don’t let your sanity escape you, “Like the slippery eel of misfortune” 
Sleep well my Friend, As I do in the evening English air. 
Reedman wrote:"has someone up set you?, "
Nope. Just seemed like more cranky postings than usual, and I wanted to make fun of it… s’all. So shag off!!! 
Ooooh…acerbity. Few can ride a thesaurus like you, my man.
I don’t need a thesseris … thessorisis … thes … one of them. Its called a vocabulary, and I am proud to have one in spite of not having finshed skuul. 
djm
Thesaurus, hmmmm, a prehistoric beast with a penchant for theology? 
Hey, knock it off, you knob!! “…by-product stemming…” What’s with
that? Inter-noctular stem cell chanter fixation, you mean!
Inter-noctular?? Sounds good… Mr. Gurgle Snort, indeed!
Joseph wrote; So shag off!!! 
HHmm, Spasmodic verbal vulgarity,
“Yes” He’s definitely cracked his Reed,
So Sad. 
Sorry Reedman, it just sort of burst out like. 
…or a deified one.