Oldest musical intrument? Why it's a whistle (of course!)

I just came across this article on MSNBC.

http://cosmiclog.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2009/06/24/1976108.aspx

If you follow the link, you can even hear audio of it being played! (Or a reconstruction actually, but close enough..)

I wonder what key it is…

This just BEGS for a “write the caption” contest!

OK, here’s my entry…

"I just found this whistle on ebay and I wonder if anyone could identify it for me?

Dale, any ideas?"

Cross-thread here: https://forums.chiffandfipple.com/t/35000-year-old-german-flutes/65345/1

Caption:

GTM on bird bone? I scoff. Ha. Everyone knows you can only play GTM on tusk. Get that guy outa here.*

*Gravettian Traditional Music, of course.

Aw, c’mon, Emm. First, it’s ATM (Aurignacian Traditional Music). Second, everyone knows that the best “real” players all play birdbone cheapies. Those fancy tusk jobbies costing hundreds of beads are for posers and Gravettian wannabes.

In the meanwhile, the debate at the cross-thread continues…
By the way, MtG, what do you mean, hundreds of beads?!! I paid half a mammoth and my daughter for one! Those “hundreds of beads” jobbies must come from Pakistan. Probably not tusk at all, but just a cheapo imitation from some clam shell.

The next time you pay half a mammoth, make sure it’s the rear half. Then you can keep the tusks for yourself! :laughing:

Gads. You Aurignacians think you invented everything.
My fertility goddess is fatter than yours. Pppphhhhttttbbbt.

The problem with the inexpensive vulture- and swan-bone instruments is you’ve got to tweak them first…and getting the mouthpiece off is tricky.

“Oh no, I think I’ve over-tweaked again.”
Or how about…
“Hey, it’s a Lark Original.” (Yeah, I know) ;-p

So, which of our elderly tweakers are we going to do the joke about?

Walrii, can I have your tusks? They’d make a very decent whistle or two.

You’ll have to catch me first. Oh fudge, where did the ice pack go?

BTW, there is a mirror thread on the sites for The Fipple Flute That Shall Not Be Named claiming these artifacts are r******rs. Given MTs guess that they may not have had fipples, maybe the oldest instrument was really a Quena.

Fipples have been around since the dawn of time.

:confused: Please explain.

Maybe you’re thinking of nipples. :laughing:

After looking at the Venus found next to the whistle, that would be an easy mistake to make.

Nah, take another refreshing look at the Venus. She hasn’t got nipples. Nipples were invented in the late fifties by Hugh Hefner, didn’t you know? Proved an instant hit, too.

Yeah, I’m pretty sure that this was an end blown flute, like a quena. Also, the scale has a very oriental/shakuhachi sound to it. The Shakuhachi and other end-blown flutes (like the ney from the middle east) are some of the oldest instruments melody-making instruments known. close enough to a whistle though, this one.