This is the weirdest stuff I’ve seen in one place…and it’s not expensive.
Wow!
17" Latex Vulture
only $19.95
It was so hard to decide! I liked the Pink Poodle Nodder, but it seemed a little hyper, so I went with the Deluxe Librarian Action Figure because I love libraries. She cost a little more, but she’s worth it. She shushes you when you push a button on her back. 
Very cool website.
Add this to my bill for JES.
Walden, is that fear or horror you are expressing? Librarians are nice. They are there to help you.
It’s true they want you to be quiet. But have you ever tried to study in a noisy library? It’s impossible.
In fact, now days there is a definite move toward allowing libraries to be noisy and having a “Quiet Room” for the weirdos who need quiet to go to. How times have changed!! So probably librarians don’t even shush people anymore. They don’t at the libraries I’ve been to lately.
And reference librarians just love to help you find obscure stuff. They are just sitting there waiting for you to ask a question.
I know this particular librarian seems to be pointing to her throat as though she is threatening to cut yours, but that just can’t be the case. Can it?
I love quiet, helpful librarians.
What’s the problem?
Slan,
D.
Haven’t you read my soon-to-be bestseller?
No.
I’ll wait for the book club version.
Unless, of course, I get a complimentary copy.
Autographed and all, I insist 
Slan,
D.
Dynamite!
I voted for Pedro.
Seems there were some voter irregularities.
OOPS…
I thought you mentioned Libraians.
My bad…as they say here 
Slan,
D.
OH! I’m afraid Walden must have stumbled across the truth. And they were so clever too. All of these gals are actually communist spies posing as innocent maiden librarians. 
Obviously the one wearing the dark blouse was their handler (why does she look so much like my mother?). One of them is actually a double agent. But if you don’t know who, I’m not telling.
The one on the left looks like a girl who would not play her Carol King albums too loud in her room.
Slan,
D.
Anyone who buys me this will be my favorite person forever: http://www.mcphee.com/bigindex/items/11554.html
I actually bought this: http://www.mcphee.com/items/11319.html
The “prize” inside consisted of a very minature green rubber ducky with devil horns. It’s awesome.
My kids are McPhee vets. We got fez’ all over the place here…
The religious stuff is kinda funny, but I wonder–why do people so often portray Jesus as a white European, when, in all probability, being an ethnic Palestinian Jew, he was not? His hair most likely was not light brown or blonde (or long, layered, and womanly, for that matter), and he almost certainly didn’t have such a long, thin, distinctive pale face and blueish/greenish eyes. That’s always confused me.
Oh, I am so gonna get the Hare Krishna alarm clock for someone for xmas. Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! 
djm
I don’t think people from ISKCON celebrate Christmas, but I could be wrong.