How many Corporate CEO’s does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they just send the job overseas.
Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 12 to investigate Clinton’s involvement in the failure of the old
bulb;
23 to deregulate the lightbulb industry;
16 to cut funding for alternative lighting research and
development;
34 to cut the tax rate on lightbulbs;
53 to design a block grant so the states can change the bulb;
and 41 to talk with defense contractors about using night-vision
gear instead.
Q: How many Democrats does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 24 to block the Clinton investigation, and 1 to fire a
designated nominee;
46 to increase regulation the lightbulb industry, and investigate
import balance;
32 to increase funding for alternative lighting research and
development;
68 to increase the tax rate on lightbulbs;
106 to cancel the block grant to the states and create a federal
Department of Light Bulb Investigations; and 82 to cancel the
contract with defense contractors about everlasting light bulbs.
Q. How many Windows programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. 472. One to write WinGetLightBulbHandle, one to write
WinQueryStatusLightBulb, one to write WinGetLightSwitchHandle…
Q. How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class, so all you’d have to do is send it a bulb change message.
Q:
How many C&F Forum members does it take to change a lightbulb?
A1:
That’s the wrong question.
You should consider how your question
impacts the existential being of
those who have chosen to remain
nonmembers. Ask not how many members
but rather how many readers.
To do otherwise will result
in everyone taking up boxing.
A2:
Check out this article; you won’t find this in the mainstream media: C&F Refuses to Disclose How Many Members it Takes to Change a Lightbulb
Pomeranian Socialist Gazette - June 23
In an unprecedented act of defiance today, the Chiff & Fipple Forum moderators refused to admit how many forum members it takes to change a lightbulb. This attutude of superiority on the part of Dale “Undisputed” Wisely has sparked outrage among banjo, drum and ukelele players worldwide, who claim that they have always born the brunt of lightbulb changing in the world of music.
Where’s the outrage?
A3:
Typical. Post a claim from some dog of a paper and then expect everyone to just accept it. Commie.
A4:
At least I posted my source. Rather than just attacking me, why not refute my claim with some sources of your own, you right-wing wacko.
A5:
Can’t we all just get along?
A6:
Change is so antagonistic. (Oops, wrong thread.)
A9:
A chiffer a light bulb was screwing,
When another said "What are you doing?
You can’t JUST light the Pub
Because this is the rub:
All the pipers will soon begin booing!
A10:
One to do the work.
Another to point out that the manufacturing of lightbulbs is
inherently evil and cruel.
A11:
Only one. But not until you turn off Riverdance dammit.
A12:
We don’t need to change it.
It can be fixed. All we need is a little blu-tack,
some superglue, and a bit of duct tape.
A13:
Are you suggesting my bab…(edit: good emm: “give me that mouse!”, bad emm: “no! it’s funny!”, good emm: “funny isn’t the issue!” bad emm: “give that back!”…the epic battle continues…)
