How many whistlers does it take to change a light bulb?
Im not sure, but its Over ten
How many classical flutists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but she’ll pay $5,000 for a gold-plated ladder.
Q: How many Irish flutists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. There’s nothing wrong with the old one that a little superglue, almond oil, and Guinness won’t fix.
How many guitarists does it take to change a lightbulb?
21: One to change it and 20 to look on saying, “Man, I could do that!”
(ok - not musical)
Noah, who is ADD (attention deficit disorder) loves this one:
How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
wanna go ride bikes?
How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They have machines that do that now.
How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two, but how they get in there is anybody’s guess.
How many people does it take to change a Jewish mother’s lightbulb?
None. Don’t bother, dear. I’ll just sit here in the dark.
How many contra dancers does it take to change a light bulb?
Eight, and they have to walk through it first.
Best wishes,
Jerry
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but it takes a long time, and the light bulb has to want to change.
Best wishes,
Jerry
How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
Actually, that’s a hardware problem.
Best wishes,
Jerry
How many Harvard girls does it take to change a light bulb?
First of all, it’s women, not girls.
Second of all, it’s Radcliffe, not Harvard.
Third of all, it’s not funny.
(Joke doesn’t technically work any more since Radcliffe is now also Harvard.)
How many surealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Fish.
How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
2, but I don’t konw how the hell they got in there.
How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?
whoa, is it like, dark in here, man?
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
You can unscrew a light bulb.
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One. Only ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb. They don’t even know the bulb is BURNED OUT. They would sit in this house in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it OUT! And once they figured it out they wouldn’t be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that they’ve been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past SEVENTEEN YEARS. But if they did, by some miracle, actually find the light bulbs, TWO DAYS LATER the chair that they dragged from two rooms over to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE CRUMPLED WRAPPER THE STUPID @*!#$% LIGHT BULBS CAME IN! WHY?! BECAUSE NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!! IT’S A WONDER WE HAVEN’T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE 12 FEET DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE. THE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS…
I’m sorry…what did you ask me?
Slan,
D.
And then there’s the usual irishmen one.
One to hold the bulb, twenty to drink enough to make the room spin around it.
And the usual Comhaltas one:
How many Comhaltas members does it take to change a lightbulb?
Answer: CHANGE?:o
And my current favourite:
How many free-market economists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Answer: None…if the light bulb needs changing, the market will take care of it.
(So that’s why those economists are so in the dark!)
How many Phil Hardy’s does it take to change a lightbulb?
Got to www.Kerrywhistles.com where you’ll find the answer and a superb range of whistles!
(only joking Phil)