From today’s New York Times: Israeli Nuclear Whistleblower Is Arrested
Wow! A nuclear whistle!
Sounds cool! Are they expensive? What’s the back pressure like?
Susan
I here that they have a very explosive second octave.
MarkB
They last for thousands of years. The real problem is that no one wants one in his back yard.
I thought it was the BLOWER that was nuclear, or am I unclear?
That guy wants to migrate to Australia. Isreal won’t let him and the Australian authorities haven’t shown much enthusiasm.
I guess they must be scared he’ll reveal our nuclear secrets. Like ..er …we don’t have any. Oh no, who’s that hooded guy smashing in the door … arghhhhhhhhhhhhhh. I didn’t me.. ..
They play well but they cost a bomb.
..and you thought the LEAD fipples were bad, that plutonium sure packs a punch!
My lips are glowing just thinking about it.
If you can’t afford an Israeli Nuclear Whistle, you could always get a Texas Nucular Whistle (but they don’t sound quite right).
Isn’t that a Texas Notclear Whistle?
I’m sure if Mack Hoover can make whistles out of ski poles, he can also make them out of reactor control rods. 
Hey, remember all those mysterious aluminum “centrifuge” tubes they found in Iraq? Maybe they were being used to make Whistles of Mass Destruction (WMD)… 
Or is that a “nuclear wessel”? 
HeySue
Or is that a “nuclear wessel”? >
HeySue
Save the whales!!!