More in a sporadic series of regurgitated posts from failblog.org
One’s a fake, and the other is blatantly ironic. Shurely that makes them both epic FAILs as failblog entries.
Ah, but which is which?
Therein lies the rube.
I kind of like the “rizzle for the sizzle” one. I may incorporate it into my daily language
Why didn’t they put “fo’ shizzle” as a post script?
HA! That would have made the difference. Fo’shizzle 
Why does Snoop have an umbrella?
Fo drizzle.
There’s no success like failure and failures no success at all
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKoV1yJnqAI
Wrong thread…
Slan,
D. 
Oh pffttttttt…you’re too predictable. I don’t even have to click on it 
You did though…
Slan,
D. 
I’m not answering
Right thread. It’s where failures belong, after all.
djm
Man Tosses Gas Bomb In Fight, Sets Own Cars Ablaze
The Florida Highway Patrol reported that a 51-year-old man got into a fight with his neighbor on Tuesday night and threw the makeshift gasoline bomb.
It is an improvised incendiary device, not a “Bomb”.
I don’t know why that annoys me.
You still cling to Sangsaric desire, Grasshopper. You must meditate upon this mantra:
“Jurna liss no giva pukin dam”.
There was a story a year or so back about a political aspirant in one of those ex-Soviet states in the Caucasus. He was walking his dog, which was apparently a ferocious-looking creature, and some people he met got into an argument with him, on the idea that the dog should be on a lead.
He was so annoyed (hm!) that as they walked away, he checked his pockets and found a live grenade - as you do. (Or at least, as you do in former Soviet States in the Caucasus.) So seizing the moment, he pulled the pin and hurled the grenade at his critics.
Of course, he forgot the dog, who, in typical playful mood, fetched the grenade.
Shame about the dog, though. I tried to find this story in the internetweb, and couldn’t…
Now there’s a phrase I’d rather not see used again. Ever.
ah…take it up with The Associated Press, eh!
the truck with the sand just showed up…I’ll be busy
… you and me both brutha. Sounds like a phrase Anthony Bourdain might get a kick out of though…
I have to wonder, would Mr. Zimmern eat one?