Bwahahahaha.
Its a great title, but it kind of scares me when people’s minds zero in on something so tightly. 
djm
This was a Fark headline last week, wasn’t it?
The British tabloids are usually experts at this with greats such as “zip me up before you go-go” when George Michael was arrested, and not forgetting the famous “Freddy Starr ate my hamster”!
Possibly, I only skim Fark and frequently miss stuff.
…resists the urge to post a “do not want” image.
Ha! I hadn’t head about it until now</a](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freddie_Starr">now</a)>.
Which leads to this great quote:
“I have never eaten or even nibbled a live hamster, gerbil, guinea pig, mouse, shrew, vole or any other small mammal.” Too bad Ozzy can’t say the same.
I don’t know. The outcome of the Coxhead case in the same Wiki article leaves some loose ends …
djm
I don’t know that I’ve seen a better one than this:
Anti-Spam Legislation Opposed By Powerful Penis-Enlargement Lobby
Full article here: http://www.theonion.com/content/node/27796
Edited to add one from this week:
ESPN Courts Female Viewers With World’s Emotionally Strongest Man Competition
My personal favorite headline - a real one - was on a junk fax we got at our office (I work at a public health department). It was for a new communicable disease reference book and the headline on the fax was:
Available June 1st: Sexually Transmitted Diseases. Order yours today!
Technology news site The Register always has some good ones (although most are only funny if you’re a geek):
My Internet love is a corpse-hoarding granny
The dangers of online dating were never so clear
Welshman in 12 pint cider binge goat death ride
Kid-napping ends in tragedy
Witchdoctor orders Serb to have sex with hedgehog
Sonic pin ball
Yahoo! red-faced! over! curry! blog! ripoff!
Blames its out-saucer
Rare flaw sighted in OpenBSD kernel
Thar she overflows
Plastic surgeon sucks out belly dancer’s buttock
£12,000 damages for half-arsed liposuction