I am announcing today that Chiff & Fipple will be forming an Exploratory Committee for a possible run for the 2008 Presidential race. Our platform:
No door bell sounds allowed on TV. They make me get up off my couch and got to my door.
One universal connector to charge all cell phones.
Dale. Get a dog.
I know you brought that one before! Can’t find it, so, I guess I know where it is. 
You have my vote on the 1st issue, but as I already have a universal (USB) cell (mobile) phone charger, I’m agin the second.
I move for banning all telephone rings on TV as well. I can always tell if it’s the TV, but my wife asks “Is that ours?” EVERY TIME!
I dunno about this. Do you have better legs than Hilarious, and can you prove it? 
djm
What about voters who do not have door bells, televisions, or cell phones (like me)? What’s in it for us? 
But the people want to know: what about the Political Forum? Huh, huh, huh? You can’t expect support unless you take a stance on one of the most contentious issues of the decade, sport.
Well, you;re only slightly less qualified than Obama. You have a chance after all. You are NOT going to stay home and bake cookies.
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What about voters who do not have door bells, televisions, or cell phones (like me)? What’s in it for us? [/quote]
No cell phone? How do you drive?
he doesn’t.
Amar knows me well. I don’t have a car, so I don’t drive. 
Dale, you are an honest a forthright man who I would have no problem supporting for the presidency. But . . . If you are thinking of a 2008 presidential bid, being honest and forthright is not going to be enough. You’re going to need money, lots and lots and hunks and whacking great piles of the stuff.
I can’t think of a better reason to put the Politiconocosunocopadabadahoco forum on pay-per-view.
He could sell off whistles…
I’d very much like to pork-barrel onto the first point by adding a ban on police siren sounds in any music or commercial spot that could be aired during drive-time radio broadcasts… And the Cell phone charger has to use an alternative fuel source. 
This thread obviously belongs in the political forum.
That shouldn’t be hard to prove…
As to Dale’s platform so far, I’m all for it!
But, Dale, and I mean this as a compliment, you just don’t seem, well, sleezy enough to be President!
Do like me and get a phone that sounds like a cow. Only problem is when you’re watching programs about vets…
My home phone ringtone is “Such Great Heights” by The Postal Service…
but lately…UPS has been using that song on their t.v. spots… low and behold…I have that exact problem…I’ll be in the kitchen cooking something and I’ll yell down the hall, “Phone!” and all the kids just laugh at me… 
I set my cel phone ring to a cat’s meow so I can tell it apart from everybody else’s. Problem is I get looks every time it goes off.
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How about a universal and unique phone ring that will be used on TV and radio only? I’d vote for that.
My problem is that one of my bandsaws occasionally makes a sound similar to my phone, so I’ll be cutting something and have to stop, & pull off my ear protectors to see if it is really the phone…
of course, he means his land line, and not his cell phone - BECAUSE he never TURNS his CELL PHONE ON!!!