One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the rascally
behavior that was going on. He decided to send an angel down to Earth to
check it out.
When the angel returned, he told God, “Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% are
misbehaving and only 5% are not.”
God thought for a moment and said, “Maybe I had better send down a
second angel to get another opinion.” So God called another angel and
sent him to Earth for a time.
When the angel returned he went to God and said, “Yes, it’s true, the
Earth is in decline; 95% are misbehaving, but 5% are being good.”
God was not pleased. So He decided to E-mail the 5% who were good,
because He wanted to encourage them. Give them a little something to
help them keep going.
"Good on you for praying and studying My Word and trying so hard being an example and all. But lighten up a bit and disco down or something, would you? You’re giving Me a bad rep.
I got one, yes. Now, why God is trying to sell me Viagra, loan me money, and get me to let Him use my Paypal account, I’ll never know. I get them several times a day.
I was in Escanaba in the U.P. about 10 or 12 years ago. I made the mistake of sleeping with the window open the night of July 4th. It got down to 32 degrees F.
I keep getting little messages with emails suggesting what I should put in my sandwiches for tomorrow, could be the big G at work again; he does move in mysterious ways, I hear tell.
The messages simulate two slices of bread with a meat product filling…
