Ha! I’ll be that title gets this thread a lot of views.
Nothing sordid here though, folks. Just wanted to save time, so I did one thread instead of three.
Dale- sent you a PM recently, just wondering if you saw it?
Emm- they are looking for you over on the Whistle Board, in the Broadway Tunes thread- at least I think it’s you they are looking for.
Cran- sent you a PM also.
See ya!
Tom
Damm it,I thought you had pictures. 
Slan,
D.
Dang, but that was a disappointing post Tom. I dashed in expecting to see sordid and salacious photos an’ ever’thin’. Whaddidiget? Nuthin’. 
Slan,
D.
I was expecting the post to continue from the title: “… walked into a bar…”
While Dale was at the Bar getting in a round,Cran said to Em…
Slan,
D 
did you hear the one about the UP player, Donald Rumsfeld and Michael Flatley?
“No, Cran, I haven’t heard that one,” said Emmline, “Is it juicy? Is it salacious?”
Sorry Tom, I hadn’t noticed. But Dub would’ve pm’d if he really needed my help.
I was too busy adding bizarre esoteric trivia to the war thread.
No problem, I just wanted you to know that you were being sought out by others…
War, what is it good for…
Tom
Ok.
The correct answer is “Absolutely Nothing.”
You make me sad.
Well, then, what is war good for? 
Dick Cheney’s bank account.
Sorry, Cran. Didn’t mean to.
Yes, you did. And I told Bloomfield on you.
You are SO bluffing.