I like it. 
And you are…Rip Van Winkle?
(yes, it seems to work well.)
Look, honey. So I’ve been busy. But Cran’s been telling me about you.
::detects vague scent of dirty gym socks…runs::
Personally, I prefer bivalves. But this ain’t bad, as bifurcations go.
A pack of lies.
Em was practicing her show tunes at the time of the alleged offence, as many witness’s will testify.
Slan,
D.
True. I distinctly remember hearing “Think of Me Fondly” wafting from the whistle forum.
Well, I’m gonna wash that Cran right out of my hair. 
I like the bifurcation too. I didn’t think that I would like it and voted against it, but now I am glad that I was out voted.
You have hair?
In a metaphysical sense, yes.
Bloo, you really need to ease up on that Martin Buber.
On the Shaw when I want to be Carlotta.
On the Herbison when I want to be Christine.
What whistle would you suggest for the Phantom?
Hey, this could be a fun game… Cast your favorite musical with specific brand+key whistles for the major roles.
That would be the Spillane.
You know… I wasn’t all that sure about this bifurcation business when the notion first came about, but I love it! 
Since the split, I find that I like this forum more and more and the other fora less and less.
Me too on all of the above.