…but I couldn’t resist.
Ebay gets weirder: http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2916669204&category=1467
…now just sent to all of my single male friends! Thanks, Sam! 
I see him… over there in the corner… curled up in a fetal position rocking back and forth repeating over and over “Santa Clause is coming to town… Santa Clause is coming to town…”
ROFL, that is the funniest and weirdest thing I have ever seen actually put up for sale.
Further proof that people will in fact, try anything, to make money. And also proof, that people will in fact, buy anything, to buy something!!! 
Thanks for a good laugh!!
Wierd is right, but consider this: What sort of sub-par idiot would bid ELEVEN dollars for it?
This item is worth tracking just to see how many idiots are out there.
Remember the Pet Rock craze?
Above link should be sent to Leno or Letterman, it’s to good to pass up as a bad joke.
MarkB
You never know what you’ll find online!
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