What questions should we put on a test to see if people really understand what it means to be a part of Chiffandfippledom?
Here’re a few…
- Was it a whistle or a “freaking recorder” on LOTR?
- Which does The Weekenders play, steel-string banjo or non-steel-string banjo?
- What is, or was, The Tinwhistle Table?
- What percentage of people on the Forum are Cutie Pies?
- Did Captain Kirk play a Ressikan Flute?
- What font is used in the C&F logo?
- What is Binky the Wonder Possum’s middle name?
Who are the crystal people?
Who has the highest post count and why?
Why does the piper forum have more locked threads than any other?
Who’s the “reasonable person”
Who’s the neatness freak with exact measurments to their refrigerator?
Who was Station’s favorite singer?
What’s the best high end whistle?
What the “blue tack” tweak?
Is WHOA curable?
Name at least 2 infamous emoticons that have been removed.
If you play anything on a whistle that’s not Irish and post it on Clips & Snips will you be flamed?
How many podiatrists are there on this board?
Who had the most provocative avatars, makes whistles and now goes to the green board.
She has her own board, now. Check the links page on her web site.
Only if she’s showing off her fipples.
Please, do not invoke the “Station” boogeyman … 
*****Explain backpressure in 10 words or less.
*****List all former names of the “Apology Repository” … in the correct order.
Judy
You should have seen the ones I thought the better of actually posting.
- How many posts does it take for a thread to be 'jacked?
- What was the name of “that tune” in Titanic?
- Where can I find the sheet music for that Hobbit tune?
- What low D should I buy?
- Why isn’t there a single sticky thread for flute or whistle-related topics?
What is everything all about?
Steve
Eh?
May I have a pint of Guinness please?
While you’re at it, may I have another one please? 
Steve
What is a “slow air”?
Should a metronome be used?
Who has a thing about mint sauce?
What do you do if you get a weird email from ebay?
What do you do if you get a weird email from Pay-Pal?
What button are we all supposed to hit twice when we come here?
What is the largest number of forums had at any one time on C&F? And what were they?
How do you obtain a vibrato effect on a whistle?
Almond oil - good or bad?
To which of Dale Wisely’s daughters is Amar married?
- How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie-Roll center of a Spillane?
- Why must we be like the palm tree?
- How many disputes can the Undisputed stop by the time disputers start to spout sputum?
Shouldn’t that be “Why MUST we be like the PALM TREE?”
Ooops, it should actually be: why “MUST” member’s “be”, like the palm, TREE?
Why is “Become like the palm tree.” so funny?
That’s it, hand over your citizenship papers.
(I’d explain, but I might incur the wrath of a certain tsc. Suffice it to say
that a certain user was well know for vitriol, and ironically had a “go
with the flow” sort of signature which invoked the palm tree imagery.
I’ve already said too much
)
It refers to a posting style which takes equal parts confrontationalism, peckishness, and condescension, and slathers them over with a air of new-age platitudes. (applauded by a loyal court of sock puppets.)
The short answer is “irony”
The long answer involves he how is most unlikely to be like the palm using it in his siggy.
We were discussing the questions, not the answers… 