Bush is alive and well and will likely be enjoying summer vacations in Crawford for a few years yetâŚbut Nature has not been very kind to him latelyâŚ
Ha. Hey. Ha-ha. I get it. Look. You look at the subject line and youâre all like âHoly Cow!â and then you see the picture and itâs a dead bush. And youâre like, hey, his name is Bush which is the same as like, you know, a bush. Ha! I totally get it.
Hey, do you have Prince Albert in a can? (snicker, snicker).
When the present Bushâs father went on a trip to Japan back in '91 or something, some of you may remember he responded to Japanese trade disputes by crawling under the table at a state dinner and violently hurling all over the Japanese prime minister.
Young Japanese were captivated by the spectacle and shortly afterwards, the term âbusshu-suruâ (literally âto Bushâ) entered Japanese slang meaning âto vomit.â Sadly, it has already become somewhat of an antiquated termâŚ