… in which you get in your partisan digs for fun and creativity.
Remember, NO DISCUSSION, just slogans. If you must argue, take it to the post-Apocalyptic Ultra-Behemoth Political Thread.
I’ll start.
Vote for George Bush:
Lest the Armies of Compassion smite thee!
Vote for John Kerry:
HIS daughter’s NOT a Lesbian.
Vote for John Kerry:
You’ll never miss a flu shot again!
Vote for George Bush:
Could the top 1% be wrong?
Vote for George Bush:
In your heart, you know he’s NUKULAR!
Vote For John Kerry
If we don’t know where he stands, neither will America’s enemies.
Vote for George Bush
Jesus loves him; you will, too!
Vote for Nanohedron.
You could do worse.
Kerry Edwards '04
Navel lint is the president’s fault.
George Bush
I have a real plan, unlike my opponent, to attack the US, and so do we.
John F Kerry
He’s just like you
Unless you’re the president, in which case he’s completely different.
Bush Cheney `04
Thanks for all the money
Sorry about your kids
Caj
Bush Cheney
Four more wars
Kerry Edwards
Canadian drugs: it’s about time
Jef
Kerry/Edwards
Who?
Somebody else for President.
Ron
Michael Badnarik
Because the other guys suck!
(also works for Ralph Nader)
ReDefeat Bush in '04
Count me in. Now you only have 243,278,999 more signatures to go–but you’d better hurry! 
Time to get out the Bushes.
Nobody for President.
Let’s not get Kerried away.
There’s just one way to vote for Nader,
And that’s to be a ballot trader.
Oklahoma Senatorial Candidates:
Dr. Coburn: My constituents aren’t real Indians.
Rep. Carson: My constituents aren’t real bright.
George W. Bush: A Good Reason To Get Out There And Vote
(sorta stolen)
George W. Bush…
Like father, like son
Four years and then done
Vote Kerry!
It’s time to get back out of the Bushes.
Kerry in '04!
(Walden, was yours a typo?)
Marvin and Herman
Sittin’ in a tree
K I S S I N G
Gonna vote for
John Kerry!
Reason enough for you to vote Bush
The Bush is not Green
Vote for David Cobb
George W. is a Bush Leaguer
John F. will Kerry us to victory
JFK For President – Again!!!
Forget the war in Iraq.
It’s the still economy, Stupid!
Ralph Nader in '04
The President for the Rest of Us
Republican…Bush
Democrat…Kerry
Both…Unsafe At Any Speed
Vote Nader!
George W. Bush…
Fool me once, shame on him.
Fool me twice, shame on me.
This time I’m voting Kerry.
No… it was pretty much a verbatim quote of David Alan Grier. 
Oh. Suddenly I got it. I had to imagine him saying it.
(I thought “Let’s not get Kerried away.” was brilliant.)
My opponent wants to make Christianity, morals, speaking English, oil, SUVs, meat consumption, marriage, small buisnesses, gun ownership, Alabama, the Boy Scouts, displaying the flag and heterosexuality illegal.
–Bush/Cheney 04–
Who says I’m not pretty enough to be President?
–Edwards–
I love that.
I country safer the be will election misunderestimated values and Texas sanctity the election vote opponent a compassionate hard my.
-Bush/Cheney 04-
I chose a special John to be my Vice President. He’s not just any old Dick.
-Kerry/Edwards 2004-
If you don’t vote for me, I will sue you!
-John Edwards-
Some more I thought of while I’m too tired.
Tip a canoe and veterans too.
Don’t swap streams in the middle of a horse.
Building a bridge to the 12th Century.
Brought to you by the letter W.
Putting you back in the Nucyoular Family.
Bush Cheney 04
FEAR MORE YEARS
Caj
