Dale
Dale Wisely
Chiff & Fipple HQ
[ This Message was edited by: DaleWisely on 2002-01-15 01:18 ]
I coulda swore that you were next in line!!!
I’ve gotta cancel that order for 10 million A whistle in every pot! bumper stickers…another get-rich-quick scheme down the drain…
Who faints choking on a pretzel?! I think it’s a cover up!!
Talk about cover up? Has anyone seen Cheney since 9/11 ???
Somebody, somewhere, right now must be writing a tune called ‘Chew the Pretzel Slowly’
Perhaps there is some sort of familial eating impairment. I seem to recall a Sushi related hurling incident with W’s Dad in Japan…
A novel view of our president…
/bloomfield
[ This Message was edited by: Bloomfield on 2002-01-15 10:09 ]
On 2002-01-15 02:55, jackorion wrote:
Who faints choking on a pretzel?! I think it’s a cover up!!
I know - that’s the same thing I thought - but I figured out two possible explanations: 1) the pretzel cut off his air flow or 2) he just plain out fainted out of fright. But then again, jackorion and brownja made a good point. It very well could be a cover up and I haven’t seen Cheney since 9/11 - actually, I think he’s being kept in some highly secure place or something. It does make me wonder though. The United States government keeps way more from us than we know about.
Imagine peace,
Sara
“Imagine all the people living life in peace” - John Lennon
[ This Message was edited by: Sara on 2002-01-15 11:40 ]
On 2002-01-15 11:39, Sara wrote:
It does make me wonder though. The United States government keeps way more from us than we know about.
You’re absolutely right. They don’t tell you that the Washington government is really just a front for the UN, and you know who is really in charge there! Scary. But what most people don’t know is that the UN has secretly bought a huge fleet of armored helicopters with which they will invade the US and make Catholicism the state religion. My friend in Montana told me on good authority. They are also watching every long distance call and that’s why you shouldn’t pay with a credit card at gas stations. Did you know that there are more Russians that work for the CIA than Americans? And they don’t tell you what they put in Cheez Wiz, either.
Re: a novel view of the president …
Let see, if a nerve bundle is called Vagus; then, a single nerve in the bundle would be called Vague?
How appropriate to have vague nerves connecting the brain, voice, heart and gut of a politician…
Enjoy Your Music,
Lee Marsh
[ This Message was edited by: LeeMarsh on 2002-01-15 12:54 ]
How close we came to Pres. Gore? 
Concerning presidents and food:
George Bush senior never liked
broccoli and announced, sometime
after being elected: ‘When I was
a boy I was made to eat broccoli.
I hate broccoli. Now I’m the President
of the United States of America.
I don’t have to eat broccoli
anymore!’ I found this
endearing, though the broccoli
farmers didn’t.
The underlying tragedy is that
broccoli tastes great, and is
good for you too. Only the way they
cooked it when GB sr and I were
kids was to boil it to virtual mush.
I think if GB sr had eaten broccoli
that wasn’t overcooked, but stir fried,
say, with a little soy sauce,
he would have liked it just fine.
Thanks CraigMc…now that REALLY is a scarey thought! Just for the record…VicePresident Cheney has been seen at several functions since 9/11 and he looks fine. I am sure the President is fine too.Gm
It was close but no cigar 