Hey … That’s the exact same water blob. They just scaled it up. Copy-cats.
Our blob is sitting right on the good old USA where it belongs. If the Europeans want water, they can drink their own damn blob, thank you very much. Should have thought of that before they shipped it off to some frozen hellhole they named after themselves. You don’t see us sending our water off to the planet Usania or some such thing, do you? No siree bob!
I keep a freeze dried supply on hand for just such an occasion.
You are my hero.
Sending our water to Usnea?
Ah, so that’s what porn looks like. And I didn’t really write “lichen”. 
When I was a kid reading about Deirdre and the Sons of Usneach I always imagined Usneach to be like the stuff in the picture. I hope for Deirdre’s sake the Sons were better looking.
I feel much better knowing the aliens have much better options than us for absconding with all the water.