Its not my link James. The rest of your post is gabberish to me.
OK… (before this topic gets locked) back to the sign:
理想的渡假村 ← that’s really Chinese for the characters in the sign.
(if you don’t have Asian fonts in your computer it’s just jibberish)
One software translator says: Ideal resort
Another software translator says: Ideal holiday village
Word-for-word translation: Perfect cross a river artificial village
My Chinese friends interpretation: The holiday village, let here
Jeez, and I thought Gaelic was hard to interpret.