Fer those of ye wit a less than savory interest in such things.
DO NOT SHOW THAT TO MY STICK!
Joanie Madden seems well-represented, there.
An album of “Irish Pirate Ballads” that doesn’t contain the Pogues & Dubliners’ Irish Rover cannot be taken seriously!
What? There’s no pirates in that song.
They all died of measles, for pete’s sake!
All save the last of the Rover and the captain’s dog, of course… dog died during the sinking and as for the last of the Rover, somebody has to be around to tell the tale…
Or he could just be a drunk Irish braggart with fanciful tales to make the ladies swoon… likely the latter… 
My family was in the uh…shipping business, yeah, that’s what it was, out of Sligo. We was always told the Rover carried too much sail and they just drove it under. That measles story was just an excuse fer poor seamanship.
What are they all doing on the floor? 
Irish pirates do it on the floor. Haven’t you seen the bumper stickers on their ships?
djm
it is a precautionary device.
I is darn hard to hurt yourself by falling over if you are on the floor.
One of 'em has a stick in his hand. It betrayed him, and they all fell over, Domino effect, a well known problem amongst pirates.
They’re hiding from the view of the ship they’re about to attack. If you look closely, you’ll see that all those standing are dressed as women (i.e., they’re decoys). We use that trick all the… I mean, I’ve heard that pirates use that trick all the time.
No need to hide the fact Slude dude, we all pretty much have it figured out (and for quite a while now) that you’re a girl pirate. More power to ya’, you go girl!!! 
