All sewed up in horse pies indeed.
Hikalarious! (N.E. hoosier-speak)
Th’ Onion says ther’s no ijeet sayin’s left???
Well that dog won’t hunt.
We’ve got more’ 'rn yeh kin shake a stick at.
naaahhhh…
tits on a frog 
Tits on a nun. 
Heh. And I thought “tits on a fish” was funny.
naaahh…
frogs on a nun’s tits are MUCH funnier… 
I’ll leave it at that…hmmmm 
I don’t think they’d be making a habit of it.
not alb of them, no.
It is certainly chausable. Perhaps even dalmatic
I mitre known once, when my my chalice was half full.
SO I guess ewer alone on this one!
pastorkeith
It’s been…how many days, now? and I just can’t bring myself to further encourage this. It would make a nave of me.
Now look what you made me do.
“I’ll tell you little cowpoke, when the snake falls in love with the spaghetti, it’s time to buy a new hat!”
• Big Hat Guy from Dilbert