A MODEST PROPOSAL

Over recent months I have noted an increase in levels of hostility throughout the various forums. This seems to stem from a situation where users are able to offer their (often ill-conceived) opinions without any way of their credentials being checked. This seems to lead to an atmosphere of hostility and mistrust; not to mention a considerable amount of misinformation.

I now believe that there is a pressing need for some sort of regulation and standardisation in this forum. I propose a system of rating whereby contributors with a greater level of skill or wealth of experience might be recognised. The current system provides only the ‘post count’ as a way of identifying the dedicated board user but this of course only gives an indication of how many opinions that user has and NOT whether they are actually worth listening to.

I feel it would be unwise to rely on self-assessment type allocation of what I would refer to as a ‘Respect Score’ particularly as far as musicianship is concerned. It is my proposal that all users wishing to contribute to discussions should have to submit a number of pieces (perhaps in a similar way to the ‘Clips and Snips‘ area) for assessment by an elected panel; a dance tune a slow air and a further tune of the applicant’s choosing. Each piece could then be given marks for technical ability, rhythmic quality and stylistic integrity. In addition to this applicants should be asked to sit a small assessment of their knowledge of traditional music and of their chosen instrument. The scores from each of these tests could then be processed to form the basis of the users ‘Respect Score’. Obviously those few users who have been reared in a genuine ‘traditional’ environment would be allocated bonus points; however I do not believe that incidental factors such as number of flutes/whistles owned or monetary value of instruments should be taken into account.

I would not wish for people to misunderstand my proposal. I am not in any way suggesting that the board should only be for ‘professional’ or ‘expert’ players only. Beginners (or ‘newbies’ as they seem to prefer to call themselves) would be welcome to browse the forums in search of wisdom, but would simply be expected to keep their opinions to themselves until they have reached a certain level of proficiency and allowed their musical tastes to mature.

Perhaps the Uilleann Pipe Forum might be excepted from this grading system as by their very nature all players of this bewildering instrument must be classed as ‘experts’.

I am sure there are many out there to whom this will be a welcome voice of reason. Please feel at liberty to vocalise your support for this proposal and let out voices unite in the name of reason!

Slashdot has a similar rating system.

Unfortunately, I’m not sure it would work much better here than it does there.

–James

I’m highly concerned that there is no eating of babies in your modest proposal…

Jon. Swift as channeled by
Eric

:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Nice enough, really, this Swift fellow–except that he does
seem to have had a problem about children.

Sorry, but I come here to learn and share knowledge about flutes and Irish music, not to be judged by a panel regarding my worthiness to post. Intentional or not, I feel this would increase the level of hostility on the board rather lower it and drive newbies away.

Bad, bad idea, IMHO.

Eddie

MMM…Im sure we could work some eating of babies into it somewhere.

Such a delicacy would naturally be reserved for those with the highest ‘Respect Score’; anything else just wouldn’t be decent.

Oh, and top marks for spotting the literary connection :wink:

Yessss…a light green peppercorn sauce with chanterelle and porcini mushrooms would be the ticket.

Stop it I’m drooling :stuck_out_tongue:

No, chili (no beans) with cheese and onions. :slight_smile:

Me, I’d use teenagers for that; more robust, you know. But that’s just me.

You know, all of a sudden I feel I have a fish hook in my mouth.

:astonished:

I think that Mr Swift had a problem with people who thaught they were grown ups .Like politicians .
Of course prospective contributors would have to confess which end of the egg they remove when making these delicious sounding sauces .The many Yahoos may be exempt .I shall of course be banned as interested in instruments ,an unfashionable thing on this forum .
Will Matt play Torquemada ?
And will it turn out that the few people who play well enough to suit him have any views , or the interest and ability to express them ?
Next daft idea , please .

Now myself, on the other hand, being older and gristly, would be best braised very slowly after searing. A prior rubdown of quality mustard powder would be nice. :wink:

I am now wondering if all these fat children we see around have livers like fois gras .I do hope so !

Now you’re talkin’. :smiling_imp:

Don’t make me laugh. Your respect score will never be high enough to merit that.

Steve

But I can dream, Steve; I can dream. The fantasies of the starving are the most sumptuous. :smiley:

By the way, it’s best to keep this discussion here. The whistlers are setting up a dieters’ support group.

I’m a vegetarian and I’m not gonna eat baby,
no matter how deliciously prepared. No way!