At this point, I’d like to announce what’s wrong with me. Increasingly, when I write, I make errors that aren’t detectable by spellcheck. “To” for “Too” and vice versa. Inexplicably substituting pronouns. “And” for “an”. And so of and so one.
I believe I need a complete neurological evaluation and a deep tissue massage. Maybe rolfing.
Dale
Hey Dale - can we get a group rate??? 
Missy
You, too, Dale? Just wait 'til your next birthday rolls around.
It must be catching. The other day I realized – almost too late – that I’d written “their” when I meant “there.” Yikes!
Get well soon, Dale.
Susan
…concentrate…breathe in…breathe out…one key at a time…not too fast…
I had a friend who was a Rolfer.
My feet are flat and he looked at them
with interest: ‘I can give you arches.
Come back tomorrow at 1.’
I left town immediately.
[quote=“jim stone”]I had a friend who was a Rolfer.
My feet are flat and he looked at them
with interest: ‘I can give you arches.
Come back tomorrow at 1.’
I left town immediately.[/quote]
…I don’t get it… 
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Joy’n the club
It’s all because you’re not like the palm tree. 
Ooooo…I’ll bet that’s it, Dale. You must be the Palm Tree, and I’ll bet that you are so not the palm tree these days (all said in my imitation GaryKelly voice, which I do quite well, if I say so myself).
But I’ve also read that a loofah sponge does wonders. Try it out.
I think Dale must be a pretty cool guy. I have a cousin who’s got his PhD. in psychology and a masters in theology, and he’s one of the coolest guys I know. And he couldn’t spell right if his life depended on it. Nor can anyone read his handwriting. His mind just works leaps and bounds beyond his hands and fingers.
So don’t worry about it Dale, have them fill in the blanks when they give you a head massage.
Well, really: My coolness has never been in dispute here, has it?
Dale
who remembers this:
Let the coolness get into our vertebrae
Hmmm. Far be it from me to subscribe to conspiracy theories, but does no-one find it strange that Dale ‘disappears’ just before the Papal conclave, then reappears once the new Pope has been elected? Hmmm?
Would the Crystal People have any interest in the Cath////////////////*\\\\==%//////////////////
I’m a podiatrist-- I can give you arches too…
Dale-- could it be STRESS? Hmmmm?
Sheesh-- my fingers make all sorts of typing mistakes. Sometimes I even spell my name “Pual”. Several years ago, for some reason I sent an e-mail to my sister and typed “Bapu” for my name-- she sometimes calls me that to this day.
Don’t fret it-- it’s analagous to playing wrong notes in a tune. Ever done that? 
paul, i’ll have a custom made lowD instead, thanks. 
sometimes, when i type, i especially notice this when i text-message, i omit entire words, i do think them, but the thought just doesn’t get directed to my fingers.
Oh, now you’ve done it.
Oh. I thought you were going to say that you forget to use the “shift” key.