Hear, hear! 
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I was unable to find it, but a few years ago there was a tv ad to promote RVing that had a little girl on her father’s shoulders, looking up at the night sky in a remote area, and asking him who turns off the stars at night. 
djm
I call dibs on discovering the universe. From here on out, it’s known as “mutepointe.”
Then I call dibs on pointing out the mutes. 
djm
Who’s astronomy? Frankly, I’m concerned about featureless, pointy-limbed, blob-headed aliens gazing out at us with a directive that we’re theirs to discover. This is obviously a PR campaign by advance agents of our future overlords.
Not to worry. Recent findings suggest they are only dropping by in search of dance lessons.
Here’s one.
See you in court.
I don’t really believe in astrology. I am disturbed that NASA would perpetuate such beliefs.
Astrology has been around a lot longer than NASA. What would they know about it? (that is, if you believe in NASA at all).
djm
Invasion of the APOD People
That’s probably why the article is about astro_nomy_