You can get humor transponders nowadays. Much less unwieldy setup. I think they sell them at Sharper Image.
I got mine from ACME.
Of course you did. It’s in your contract.
Hey, Joseph. After reading some of the contributions offered above, you can’t tell me that your sense of humour isn’t looking better all the time by comparison…
Nothing personal, guys 
I find that very offensive.
What? Well, I forgot…but I still find it very offensive.
It’s been a subtle process, but we Chiffers tend to be a helpful and perceptive lot.
…and is still being.
SSHHH! Positive reinforcement through counter-example works best when the subject is unaware of its use!
He was a great Billy Bones in Muppets Treasure Island. Maybe not quite as good as the muppet who played Blaaaaahnd Pierrrrrrre, but good nonetheless.
edit: shoot…his name’s really Blind Pew.
Yeh, yeh, We all know that our humour is deliberately crap just to make JES feel better. Yeh, definitely. Great catch there, jsluder. Some of the marks will actually buy that!
Not only do we have an excuse for being crap, but we actually come out of it looking noble and selfless. This is great! 
Do you really think so? How much should we charge?
… Thought about that, but I don’t want to get caught and risk having that useless humor deported… I mean, it may be useless, but it is my only useless… um… ok…
I cannot fathom what you’re getting at here, I have no clue… which might be part of the problem. It might be the zoloft or just might be that leaky whoopie cushion I have had for over 30 years before I discovered it was supposed to make a sound like flatulence… instead of a puff adder with acid reflux… no clue whatsoever…
That’s the essence of rising to the level of our mediocrity. Well, mine, anyway.
What a wonderful description. 
Maybe you should go to the Buddhist thread. What is the sound of one cheek clapping?
Thunder Thighs
What are those guys in the second picture dribbling into?
djm
Ever read Alice in Wonderland?
I haven’t, but I know how it goes. There are many editions of that book. Which would you reccomend?
Since Arthur Rackham is my favorite illustrator, I recommend this one:
[u]Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland[/u]
