Geek, er, Flyingcurser is feeling a bit flat this morning, so I though we could try to cheer him up with a list of unintentionally funny things.
Physical Pain (someone else’s).
I’m thinking, like someone walking into a lampost or something, not having a leg amputated without anaesthetic.
Stupid Gameshow Contestants
It’s like asking “Which is bigger; a Walton or a Soprano re***der?”…
A twenty stone bodhran player accidentally sitting on his instrument. 
Needing language help from Canadians.
George Dubya 
“Fear Factor”
(See “Unfunny” thread)
British linguistics professors imitating an American English accent to illustrate lecture topics.
A smug Margaret Thatcher—is there any other kind—giving the victory sign back to front. (Anybody got a photo of that?)
Bodhran jokes.
The OT: Political thread! 
my whistle-play..
Funerals have always cracked me up.
This is a true story,I’m sure the lady in question wasn’t trying to be funny,but…
A friend of my grandmother’s who I’ll call “M.” bought a whistle.The next day she took it back to the store to return it. “It doesn’t play,” M. said. “All it does is squeak!”
The clerk told her “I think you have to cover and uncover the holes with your fingers.”
-Kelly
Barristers’ wigs.
Bill O’Reilly on Fox calling his show the ‘no spin zone.’
Dan Rather saying “this story is true”.
The sponsor of this page at the moment…
“‘W’ Ketchup”
Dick Cheney having a heart attack
Somebody telling me that I was looking good lately when they assumed my icon of Rachel Dratch was me (I use it other places besides here). It’s funny to me because I consider her one of the uglier specimens of humans I’ve ever seen (but also one of the funniest).