I’m not big on printed t-shirts (or tee shirts. Whatever.) but I’d probably sport this one:
BTW, that’s NOT me in the pic.
Does it come in colors? Black is so sad!
Looks like it just comes in white with black lettering as well. Just as fittingly stark.
Really, Cran. “TUNE IT OR DIE” just wouldn’t come off the same in lavender.
I guess you’re right.
I was thinking periwinkle.
Periwinkle’s nice. But not stark.
is there room for “please”
I’d think that periwinkle would demand like that
Would that be “Tune it, please, or die”, or “Tune it, or please die”?
They don’t work for me. Nor does any of the risible spectrum in this case.
“Please tune it, or kindly die.”
Whassamatta yu, yu forget ya manners?
Spoken in the voice of a weary child in Dickens:
“Please, sir, couldn’t ya tune it just a bit more?”
Instead of on a shirt, it’s scrawled across the back of a worn-out old grey streetcoat whose elbows are long since past patching.
–James
I’m surfing for more tees I might wear, but the ones I’ve found that I like so far really aren’t fit material for C&F.
You can make text-only shirts pretty easily. And it’s really cheap. You just have to be clever to make it work, without an image.
I made one once which said “FAGALICIOUS” and wore it to a party. Everybody loved it (it was when Fergie’s song “Fergalicious” was really popular). I used silver iron-on rhinestones and sequence on a dark T-shirt. I bought everything last-minute at Wal-Mart for under $15.
I also have one which says “CAT LADY” 
here is the link to t-shirt hell. the link is specifically for the baby t-shirt division that i think is even funnier.
Okay… the “world without Texas” shirt must be the most greatest t-shirt ever!
A hit in Oklahoma, no doubt. 
This is a great t-shirt…
oh!!!
and here’s one for all my limey geezers out there…
like that one, I do!