My favorite was “In the future, you will become hungry. Better order take-out today.”
We have one on our refrigerator that says:
“Life is not a struggle, it is a wiggle.”
And for fun weird fortune cookies
Had the same experience. The reason I can’t remember what it
said and didn’t like the taste is that, in my ignorance,
I ate my fortune.
Screwed.
Weird, that site that ID10T posted has that same fortune.
http://weirdfortunecookies.com/2004/09/07/strange-customs/
I wonder what the rate of fortune repetition is…
It also has Anglorfin’s “new clothes” fortune:
http://weirdfortunecookies.com/2004/05/01/new-clothes/
My mother got one that read “A great cake awaits you.” I don’t think we ever found the cake.
And I don’t know if any of you have played the game “Taipei” on Windows '95/'98, but it gave me this fortune several times: “Bouncy ball is the source of all goodness and light.” If anyone can decipher that one, I’m all ears! Methinks the programmers got bored…
My favorite fortune cookie I ever got was “The work will show you how to do it.”
penny arcade is pretty funny stuff 