http://www.subservientchicken.com/
really really funny. ask it questions. it works.
anything!
Tell it to 'Riverdance"
That’s just plain scarey!
Hahahahah! I told him to pee on the chair!
WEIRD!!!
Are there like 10 guys in chicken suits doing whatever people tell them?
J.
I asked it to prove a theorem. Nothing happened. 
Aaron
hahha…tell it to die
If you ask him to do something off-color, he sits there and shakes his finger at you. 
Not every time…
OK, that’s really creepy. How on earth do they do that?
By the way, anyone notice as the page was loading, there was a muted Burger King logo there? That must be who’s running this site. Maybe they offered to pay one of their burger flippers an extra 50 cents an hour to do this instead…
Steven
This is just a theory,
But I think they got some guy, and a web cam, and directed him to do pretty much everything possible that someone might ask on the cam, and stored each action as a separate file, and used used individual words in the request to link to the different files, sorta the way a search engine uses links, by keywords.
I’m at work, and can’t install the plug in to access the site, but someone try using the command “don’t __________” inserting something obscene.
I believel, if my theory proves correct, that the chicken should probably shake his finger at you as if you had asked him to actually do the dirty deed, not give him the command not to.
I also think they could have used a bunny insted of a chicken. It would have been more appropriat around Easter, and taste like chicken anyway.
I have a webcam, BTW, but I can’t find any garters that look decent on me.
Oh, great. I asked it to look for WMD and it crashed the server.
It even switched off the lights when I told it to… and did a good job when I instructed “strut your stuff!”
Someone said ask it to Riverdance, which it did, and very well.
It did a different dance when I said “Boogie down”.
I also got it to pick it’s nose, lay and egg, and build a nest.
Oh, and hike it’s leg and pee on the chair like a dog.
hahaha…i told him to do the funky chicken. very funky. ask it to play a whistle, he’ll go through the moments.
I am in awe Vomitbunny. I think my life is now complete having seen the subservient chicken.
I am now going out to spread the word - hallelujah, praise be to His nuggets!
Gerry
And I taste like chicken, too. :0)
Hilarious!
Vomitbunny, I have this image of you googling “subservient” while in your leathers (you stud, you) when you come upon THIS.
I told him to vote, and he spent a lot of time shifting from side to side.
I got a couple of creative responses. When I told him to “chill” he did some yoga poses from Sun Salutation. When I told him to “do sun salutation” I got the exact same video. Hmmmm…
Also, when I said to “urinate on the chair” the word urinate clearly didn’t come up in the processing algorithm. He jumped up on the chair, stood there for a second, then jumped off.
Steven