I didn’t use the word urinate.
I think he has a problem with words that ryme with “ate”
That’s scary!. Maybe he should be running the country 
The straight doper on the chicken – http://www.snopes.com/business/market/chicken.asp – including a link to a list of about 300 triggers.
It had to be a chicken – note the link to the BK Tendercrisp. Yum.
It showed me its teeth. I don’t think it’s a real chicken, because real chickens don’t got no teeth.
Tell it to run into the wall.