… is your news always this slow?
Aren’t brooms used by witches? I know my grandmother had one.
Things like this , are what makes Us Texans want to be called Texans , not just southerners 
Most of my kids can balance salt shakers on one crystal of salt. I wonder if they’d be interested. Oh, and I have this lamp that’s supposed to stand up, and sometimes it falls over!
hah! I can do that! 
I was in Ryan’s once, and I saw a salt shaker standing straight up, on a table.
Oh, dear. 
Before the internet, our little embarrassments would have stayed . . . ours.
Yup. That’s why we invented it.
Trying to steal Al’s thunder?
Fear’s stealing Al Gore’s thunder and Lamby’s stealing Al Abama’s,
Has anyone checked today to see if they’ve discovered that dust just appears from nowhere?
You know, the other day when you started a thread called “Off To Sea Once More”, I clicked on it thinking ‘he’s in the navy. I wonder how his crewmates are going to react to his new tin whistling hobby?’
No idea why I’m telling you now.
Ah, that’s WSFA out of Montgomery. It’s the local news of choice for me here, and it’s actually a pretty good news program usually. As stupid as that segment was, it’s the kind of fluffy filler piece that could have ended up on any number of news programs.
There’s plenty of reasons to be hard on Alabama, but not for this kind of news item. I turned on CNN this morning just long enough to see the anchor interview a Muppet.
Which Muppet was it?
You don’t need to defend yourself, lad! We understand! Really, we do! 
I don’t know. It was red. Big eyes.
Fangs. Neural implants that made it evil. I dunno. I wish I could be more specific.
Oh, then it wasn’t Gonzo. 
Muppets don’t have neurons. Must’ve been a faux-fur implant.
Sounds more like this anyway:
Probably Elmo.