A person who is angry at me has threatened to hire someone to break my fingers. We can’t allow this to happen again.
Please help.
Are you sure he didn’t say, “Give your fingers a break”?
I’m sure. But, it’s a charitable thought on your part.
But you type with your toes don’t you and the only way I know of playing a low D whistle properly 
MarkB
Dale: Doctor, after you fix my broken fingers, will I be able to play the flute?
Doc: Of course!
Dale: That’s funny, I never could before!
It occurs to me that with the hands on the ends of his wings, Woody Woodpecker bears a slight similarity to a pterosaur.
Just pay your bookie next time. What did you bet on?
Brkone fignres hrut!
It’s just puff and smoke.
I don’t think I’d say stuff like that to a therapist.
Dale is bound to have a few “friends in low places” who owe him a favor. 
–James
Like me. I live in a valley.
Did he mean all the fingers? Or just some? It makes difference.
Okay, so you want I should whack him, Boss?
Roger
A man who was mad at the company I worked for called me one day and threatened to have someone come and break my legs. Thoroughly disturbing, I can tell you.
Susan
At that Dale, I suggest that you stay away from Wendys and Ice cream making facillities.
‘The Sopranos’ comes to C&F ??
Seriously???
Lemme at 'im.
Sorry for the serious/kidding confusion. It IS true someone has threatened (twice) to break my fingers. However, I don’t take it seriously and so my call for help is the joke part.
Dang. I was so ready to use my e-Kung Fu, too.
…and e-kung fu is pretty serious!
Denny