Actually, happy shark.
Scientists: Virginia shark’s pup a ‘virgin birth’
It appears he’s also carrying a remorseful remora.
happy shark!!! 
You’d be sad too if you had no teeth left.
The Gummy Shark:
djm
Are you telling me there’s a shark messiah out there?
Son of Neptune I believe, I don’t think he actually possesses the needed anatomy so they had to go the virgin birth route.
