I think the caption you’ve got is perfect.
The above picture is an experiment in fear…
the next near-lethal activity we will be subjecting this poor bloke to is a 48 hour straight Michael Flatley marathon.
"Jim approached the giant bag of groceries cautiously,
as it quietly floated in the bay. Oh, sure, it looked
harmless enough, but … "
djm
When aunt Clara’s swimming cap came off. So did much of her hair. All I could do is stare.
Forget the majority of her hair, looks like the majority of her head to me! 
That little critter looks juicy inside, but how would you peel it? I wonder why we never evolved hands.
“Bob eyed the black fish with trepidation.
It was only yesterday that he had swallowed
one of them whole, and that shiny tank on its
back still had him feeling bloated.”
djm
The hard bit on it’s back makes me fart.
The insides of a freshly popped whale pimple as seen floating off the coast of Dimbagua. ©2006 National Geographic
Giant severed toe found off coast of California
Extremely bloated shark suspected.
The discovery of the giant foot wearing the telltale Mary Jane style shoe was the proof enthusiasts had long been seeking for the existence of the no-longer mythical Colossus “Molly–American Girl.” Today’s discovery lays to rest the notion that the Colossus may have actually been Felicity.
Miss Pharquar was attempting to utilize her old tinwhistle as a snorkle… though, having neglected swabbing out the tube for a very long time, when the fipple cleared…
Objects in Mirror are Larger Than They Appear
Best one yet, Byrnes!
djm
ONe of my students posted an article about these giant jellyfish the Pacific to my class website. Imagine bumping into one of those while snorkling in the Bahamas?
Professor Turner examined the subject with satisfaction as its luxurious tresses floated in the current. “Hah,” he thought. “I’m gonna be rich. Cue balls be damned–my serum can grow hair on a coelenterate.”
As quickly as Cousteau had tossed the Gaines Burger® patty into the sea, the mushroom began to devour it, with all his fungi might.
Ignoring the cold, Nigel quickly scans the area for a very large brass monkey.
I KNEW a whale placenta was big, but DANG!!
(sorry, we just finished a labor and delivery unit in nursing school… )