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Having read the posts to the Rogaine thread I just wondered how many of us are
Bald as a coot
Thinning
Threadbare
Owners of a full head of hair (boo, hiss)
Showing expanses of head skin

The ladies of the board are under no obligation to answer (unless of course on behalf of a significant other). :devil:

Could this be the reason we never see an up-to-date photo of Amar? :smiley:

BTW, receding from the front, now about halway back.

I’m receding from both the front and back. Soon the two shall meet in the middle,
and I’ll get some black-rimmed glasses and go all Bloomfield.

All gone, except for the fringe at the back. I’m hairodynamic now. And if I ever have a bad hair day, it’s all behind me with some people considering that’s the best view of me.

I Kojakulated early in life.

MarkB

Threadbare here! :smiley:

…getting there…soon I will be naturally free of this, this..this over-rated fuzzy stuff. :smiley:

Why Martin, I’m astonished. You must be using a false avatar. :stuck_out_tongue:

I have wavey hair. It’s waving goodbye. My avatar is becoming frighteningly more accurate each time I pull the plug out of the bath.

But in the name of humour and the spirit of Tony’s posting in the other thread, here, in memorium, is the thatch I once possessed 20 years ago…

It’s a syrup! :smiley:

I am happy to say that I still have a full head of hair, although gray, at 53 years of age. Viz. my avatar. It has thinned out over the last few years though. I used to regularly break combs in it but that hasn’t happened in a decade or two.
Mike

I am greyer than this picture shows.

I began showing a bald spot at the crown when I was around 18. Now I have a considerable bald/fuzzy area on the crown and thinning hair in front. I get the impression Arleen likes it the way it is and wouldn’t be especially pleased if I suddenly had a full, thick head of hair.

My father told of his father and uncles gathering for poker while the wives entertained themselves elsewhere in the house. It happened at least once that one of the wives came into the room and kissed the wrong bald spot.

Best wishes,
Jerry

…as a friend of mine continually points out to me…
ā€œBetter grey, than nayā€. :smiley:

This was taken two years ago…I wear my hair much, much shorter today. :laughing:

Note: I am wearing the hat for a reason! :astonished:

You’re a wannabe Morris Man?

Maybe so! :smiling_imp:

And no, I am not jsluder’s brother! :slight_smile:

← As my avatar shows, my hairline is quickly receding (which is just fine with me).

Bald as a coot for 20 years (notice the careful cropping of my avatar). Have drawn some comfort from a quote attributed to Frank Zappa:
ā€œIt’s not what is on the outside of your head that counts.ā€

This is me and my baldness with Carlingford Lough and South Armagh behind us.Taken just over a year ago. There’s not a lot at the front but the back and top are all right for now…

Slan,
D.

…great shot there D.

Totally shaved - I look a tiny bit like the pic of A. Crowley in my avatar - which is actually just a lame visual gag re. my appearance, and not an indicator of my occult pedigree…

I do have occasional bouts of beardiness when the monotony gets too much, but that tends to make me look as if my head is on upside down…

I expect I’d have little hair now even if I didn’t shave it all off (which I’ve done for about 12 years). That said, I’ve no use for hair, and even if I had loads I’d still shave it. :smiley:

you’re all bald old geezers.

:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:


oh, i’m getting there soon too..


AND HEY, ok, granted, this isn’t my newest pic, but the one b4 was from feb this year.
and yes, i 2 am balding on top rapidly…

GARY, damn you, you are an ANIMAL, an ANIMAL I say!!!